Sunday, November 29, 2015

26 November 2015: End of school/Workshop/Friendsgiving

Oh man I have so much stuff to talk about since I haven’t written in a lil while. Well, here goes. I guess I’ll start with school stuff. It was the final stretch, just a few weeks until the school year was over, so it was time to start prepping final exams. I planned to write two tests each for form A and B. This follows the format of the JC (Junior Certificate- exit exams that students take at form C). Paper 1 is more short-answer questions, and Paper 2 is more application, with fewer long-answer questions. My plan (and the same thing I did for June mid-terms) was to make one multiple choice test for Paper 1 and do some longer questions for Paper 2. I was all finished writing both Paper 1s and outlining Paper 2s when the other math teacher came up to me one day and asked me what topics I had and hadn’t covered from the syllabus, because the Lesotho Math and Science Teacher’s Association in Quthing district was going to make a common exam for the Form Bs. This is not uncommon, for teachers to use common exams for a cluster of schools or for a whole district even. I think it’s mostly because teachers are lazy to write their own exams. But I was immediately against the idea; I had skipped several of the more pointless topics of the syllabus and had gone farther into the syllabus for other topics, as well as doing important real-life teaching like trying to work with them on checking to see if their answers made sense, not to mention working hard on dissecting word problems, helping them understand the English before they could even start on the math. A common exam with many topics I didn’t cover would spell certain failure for most of them. So the other teacher was like ok, you don’t have to use it I guess. Especially since I was already in the middle of making and printing the exams I wrote.
In the midst of all this, having probably eaten one of those rotten eggs I flung all over the village fields, my dog fell horribly sick and wouldn’t eat. I took it to the vet here in the village, and he fed it three tablespoons of cooking oil in the hopes of breaking up whatever crud was in the stomach and forcing it out, either direction. I bought some lesheleshele (soft porridge) mix and peanut butter in the hopes that Bo might want to eat that, but it was a no go. I had to leave for about a week to go to help PC staff as a resource volunteer in the new training group’s workshop, so I gave the food to my ausi and asked her to try to get the dog to eat anything, hoping it would still be alive by the time I returned.
Being fed up with school and tests and students who are as restless as me for school to be over, I was so happy to leave to go to the workshop. Normally, during training, resource volunteers go to the training village where the new group is doing their thang. I lucked out in that I got to help out at a workshop that was held at the Mohale’s Hoek hotel, a place I regularly hang out anyway. I would not be forced to take bucket baths and eat Basotho food for a week like a normal resource volunteer. Instead, I had access to a pool, showers, a (crappy) gym, internet, pizza, and my usual group of friends in that town. I was about to experience Posh Corps life, if only for a week. This was the Supervisor/Introductory Liaison (a sort of counterpart who is supposed to show the new PCV around the village and help get them integrated) workshop where the trainees would meet their principals and counterparts for the first time, having been informed of their new sites just a few days earlier.
During their sessions, I was able to chip in about my experiences, like my role as a volunteer (math/life skills/computer teacher, writing a grant for my school, helping out at the orphanage, hanging out with village people), highlighting cross-cultural points (Basotho communicate indirectly/passive aggressively), pointing out good expectations the volunteers and principals made for each other (make sure you communicate with your volunteer very clearly and make sure that they know what’s going on in advance, not one minute beforehand or not at all), what I did during the first three months at site (tried not to go crazy with people constantly coming to my door, explored the natural features of the village, determined what organizations and businesses were in the village or nearby, set my boundaries, and established somewhat of a schedule with my school), during the security session talked about any situations I’ve experienced (being put on “standfast” status during the election and about how the group before me had to be evacuated during the attempted coup), and talking about the corporal punishment situation at my school (I’ll make this a post in itself later).
Other than the sessions, I was able to hang out with my peeps by the pool, actually jump in the pool (it looked like a green lake, but we swam anyway), work out every morning with actual weights, get to talk to the baby trainees and give them essential life advice, eating soooo much meat from the hotel meals, work on my grant, and ruin a board game (Ticket to Ride) by getting way too excited and slamming my fist on the table, sending all the pieces flying…oops.
Alas, it was time to get back to school after the workshop was over. Sad day. But the good thing was that my dog was alive and kicking! On top of that, my family had helped get the dog used to hanging around the house and not running all over the village, so now it doesn’t have to be chained up anymore. Woo! Anyway, my school was in the middle of final exams, and I was scheduled to give my exams the day after I got back. I gave the paper 1s that next day. Then my principal and the math teacher called me into the office and basically went back on what they said about me being able to write my own exams. They made me basically modify the common exam to replace non-covered questions with other topics I had taught. It was so much work to (literally) cut and paste questions on top of each other, photocopy the pages, and print them in like half a day. Agh. If they only told me that it was not ok to write my own exams a few weeks ago when they originally agreed to it, this would not be an issue. Whatever. I’m over it. I just feel really bad for the students because I had told them exactly what the exam would cover and the format of the questions, and here I was betraying my word and giving them a suuuuper long and much different test. I want my students to succeed, but sometimes I feel like the other teachers just want to go by what’s been done for zillions of years, even if it makes the students’ grades, not to mention confidence, plummet to the ground. During the exams, the form As and Bs were mixed up in two different classrooms in the hopes that they wouldn’t be close enough to another one in their grade to cheat. I sat in one of the classrooms invigilating (proctoring) the exam while Bo followed my every move, walking around with me while I passed out the exams, and lying at my feet as I sat there and made sure the students didn’t cheat. He got so lazy, though, and he was just lying sprawled out in the doorway in a patch of sunlight. The students carefully stepped over him as they exited the classroom.
After giving my last exam, it was time for me to leave my village for the third weekend in a row to celebrate early Thanksgiving with my friends in Mohale’s Hoek, my camptown away from camptown. We called it Friendsgiving. There were about 10 of us that got together at Aline’s house. Aline just moved smack in the middle of town, so her location is super convenient. The food was awesome: carrots, cabbage, mashed potatoes with LOTS of (real!) butter, pan-fried chicken, homemade bread with garlic spread, guacamole with Doritos, and butternut squash cake. Nommmmm. The next day, the ones who didn’t go home yet hung out at the hotel to swim and I led an impromptu Sandal Camp workout session in the grass. Afterward, we got some meat at the braai place, then we attempted another round of Ticket to Ride when suddenly the game just stopped dead in its tracks. Nameless PVC #1 realized that she didn’t have her passport. She could see it in her mind right there on the table in her house. She and Nameless PCV #2 (she requested that her alias be Princess Consuela Banana Hammock) were planning to go to Bloemfontein the next day to go shopping and see the new Hunger Games movie. No passport = no Bloem. She sat there, eyes wide, thinking of what to do. It was Sunday, and on Sundays no taxis run to her village for some reason. She decided the only thing to do was to walk the three hours back to her village to get it. Lee decided to go with her so she wouldn’t be alone walking in the dark. It was 6pm at this point, so if they didn’t catch a hitch, they wouldn’t make it back to town until midnight. Not ideal, but there was no other choice. I stayed the night at Aline’s house that night, and in the morning I was informed that they made it back ok, but that Nameless #1 had been throwing up all night, so she wouldn’t make it to Bloemfontein after all. What a sucky situation.
After last week having to wait 3 (count em 3) hours for a taxi to leave from the Mohale’s Hoek  taxi rank to Quthing, I decided that the rank is for suckers. I caught a small taxi to the edge of town with the intention of getting a passing taxi or a hitch. I easily got a very new and comfy taxi within five minutes. Score. On the taxi, I graded the rest of my tests that I hadn’t finished. In town, I bought 2 more big buckets to store water in. Apparently, there is a big drought coming up, so I thought I should get some more buckets to prepare for when there is no water. The week earlier, I had put my bathtub under my host family’s roof during a long rain storm, so I had collected a good amount of water. I got home, gave my ‘me the sewing machine part I ran all over town to find, dumped the water in my new buckets, and just crashed. I hadn’t really slept the night before, so I was exhausted.
Right now, it’s actual Thanksgiving. I’m not doing anything in particular for it. I’m just celebrating the fact that school closed yesterday and that I actually survived! Wow, I can’t believe I actually taught for an entire year. One down, one to go. This morning, out of boredom, I decided to climb the mountain behind my house with my newly-turned-16-year-old ausi, which was super fun. The lower part of the hill is a pine forest, and we absolutely flew down that hill on the way back. The piles pine needles on the steep slope made running down the only option, and we were both laughing the entire way down. Woo!

Some photos as of late:


School choir singing and dancing at the Form C farewell party

Traditional dancing

One of the parents holding a teacher's baby nugget

Litolobonya- traditional dance

Form Cs about to eat

The coolest boys in school 

Kids lining up outside the kitchen for lunch

Little neighbor girls "cooking"

Haha that one with the whistle always cracks me up

Playing with dolls

Around the doll box

Barbie with match box purse

Homemade doll

My 'me getting her hair did

View from mid-way up the mountain behind my house

Hike!

My ausi and me on the hike

Spiral aloes on the mountain




16 Nov 2015: Trying to explain my feeling so antsy, I looked up these 2 things on Wikipedia.


Here is what I found:
-          Cabin fever is an idiomatic term for a claustrophobic reaction that takes place when a person or group is isolated and/or shut in a small space, with nothing to do for an extended period. Cabin fever describes the extreme irritability and restlessness a person may feel in these situations.[1]
-          A person may experience cabin fever in a situation such as being in a simple country vacation cottage. When experiencing cabin fever, a person may tend to sleep, have distrust of anyone they are with, and an urge to go outside even in the rain, snow, dark or hail. The phrase is also used humorously to indicate simple boredom from being home alone.
-          Stir crazy is a phrase that dates to 1908 according to the Oxford English Dictionary[1] and the online Etymology Dictionary. Used among inmates in prison, it referred to a prisoner who became mentally unbalanced because of prolonged incarceration. The term "stir crazy" is based upon the slang stir (1851) to mean prison.[citation needed] It is now used to refer to anyone who becomes restless or anxious from feeling trapped and even somewhat claustrophobic in an environment, perceived to be more static and unengaging than can any longer continue to hold interest, meaning, and value to and for them.
-          "Stir crazy" could be classified as a more specific form of boredom, but combined with elevated and often increasing levels of anxiety, frustration, agitation, fidgeting, manic depressive type mood swings, and accessory episodes of acting out violently or otherwise antisocially on those feelings, the longer the unengaging non-stimulating environment is persisted in.

Diagnosis confirmed.

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Small thoughts 14

Taxis: Eagle, Techno, Beg For Mercy, Born Again, My Twins, Lady Blue, Bad Boy (the entire back windshield was printed with a photo of a little boy flipping the bird)

My principal just gave the teachers a document from a law firm telling principals that the ministry of education was supposed to give money to schools for a textbook rental program, but they put that money in some other illegal account. It's gone and now they can't account for that money. And something about the ministry threatening principals and holding them responsible for the missing funds. Yay corruption.

In the US, I feel like people are very conscious of their ring tones. In most cases, it's not even cool to have one at all, as putting your phone on vibrate is sufficient for both tactile and audible alerts that your phone is ringing. And if you have a tacky, 1990s brick phone-inspired, digital beep boop song as your ringtone, forget about it. But here, anything goes. House, gospel, beep boop, birds chirping, babies crying, what have you. As loud as you can make it. 

Garlic salt: a game changer. 

It's amazing how good I feel in the morning, then by the time I'm at school, it just sucks the life right out of me. I'm having some version of senioritis. Teacheritis?

I can't sleep. I'm up trying to figure out how to fit in all the vacations I want to do. Solution? I may or may not ever come back to the US...

I just went outside and burned some maggotey eggs. Mmmmmm. I'm gonna go throw up now. 

So I'm walking home, and as I get out of the school grounds, this little girl's face erupts with wonder and confusion as she practically screams, "Lekhooa oa tsamaea le ntja!!" [The white person is walking with a dog!!] Yup. Basically. 

I got my first ever double yolk egg today. It's gonna be a good day. 

I'm convinced that the same mechanism that is inside a squeaky toy is also in the throat of all donkeys. 

Cabin Fever: this is real life, people. Actually, look up "stir crazy" on Wikipedia. Literally exactly how I feel. I'm not quite on par with Jack Nicholson in The Shining, but I did go out last night and toss/smash a whole flat of (in my defense for not wasting food, mostly rotten) eggs in a random field. It did make me feel much better. 

"The things you own end up owning you."
Fight Club sums up how good I feel owning very little here in PC.

Fun fact: 15% of Google searches have never been searched before. That seems surprisingly high to me.

Fire drill (escape out my window) -I leisurely cleared off the window sill, put the curtain aside, unlocked the burglar bars, drug a chair over, climbed up, and jumped out in a minute and a half. Bonus: no one even saw me, so I didn't have to explain to anyone why I was jumping out my window. Score. 

PC: where the boredom drives me to examine the swirling wonderland that is my fingerprints for a good 15 minutes.

Overheard on Whatsapp
"That's what xmas is all about: frikin burritos all day long."

Overheard in real life
"Im in such a weird mood. I don't know what to do. I'm gonna model outfits. That always calms me down."
"I wish I could just fart myself to sleep."

Overheard at the workshop
"Lovers don't look each other in the eye because we want them to guess our feelings."

I was walking past the gym at the hotel during a break from the PC workshop I'm helping with. As a business casual event, I'm wearing a summer dress and sweater. Lee comes out of the gym, saying, "at first I thought it was you, but then I thought no, can't be, it's wearing a dress." It? Thanks. 

Taxi drivers have this whole set of hand signals that they use with other taxis and side-of-the-road passengers. It's fascinating. 

There've been all these crazy dust storms around because it's so dry, but they're being squished out with a little rain. Rather be a bit wet than perpetually finding dirt in my ears. 

"There has never been a sadness that can't be cured with breakfast food." - Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation 

I just sustained a gruesome thumb war scratch. Who knew this innocent game could be so lethal?

My dog is at the point where it won't wander all over the village- it'll stay in the general vicinity of my house. I don't feel compelled to chain it up anymore. Freedom!

I just had a dream where I was in Paris and wanted to go to the Pompidou museum, but when I arrived at the super futuristic looking metro station, I got on the conveyor belt where you had to buy your microchip-infused paper metro ticket, but when I got to the ticket lady, I couldn't remember French, only Sesotho. Sigh. 

Today I learned that they base a student's passing or failing of the subject for the entire year solely on the final exam. No wonder they all fail so hard!

I'm now at the point where when I see someone driving on the right side of the road in a movie, I get disoriented for a second, thinking they're on the wrong side. 

Ok government, so let me get this straight: your online system got hacked and I may be at risk of identity theft (including my fingerprints) because of my PC application info that was on there. Your solution is to have me register for some (possibly a scam?) identity protection program by putting my full name, address, phone, and social security number ONLINE?? Because if your website
gets hacked once, after that it's obviously invincible. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THE PROBLEM WITH THIS?

If it takes more time to write down on your to-do list than to actually do it, do it now. 

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Small thoughts 13

Taxis: Submarine, Easy Does It, Argument, Paradise, God Bless Me, Sorry Guys, Green Pepper, Leja Ntja [dog eater]

How did I spend my Sunday, you ask? Oh, mostly chasing the pig around trying to get it to stop attempting to eat my dog's food. Maddening. 

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it! 
Yeah I got up at 3am to watch the lunar eclipse and experimented photographing it and the stars for like an hour. But then the darn thing set behind a mountain. It was still really cool, though, all glowey red. 

It happened. I was standing squished in the aisle of a big taxi and the guy sitting next to me threw up. In a bag, thankfully, but ugh.

The business teacher was checking students' notebooks with them when a bunch of them started crowding around her desk, and she was trying to make them kind of line up, saying, "One at a time. One fool at a time!"

A bunch of packaged foods here advertise that they are "tartrazine free!" What the heck is tartrazine, an why should I be so afraid to ingest it?
Update: tartrazine is yellow dye #5, which a handful of people in the world may be sensitive to.

As I did when I was bored with life in France, I'm starting new little personal challenges. This time it's training myself to sleep on my back on the floor. 

One of the teachers brought his laptop to school today and it's covered in Hannah Montana stickers. Classic Lesotho.

I find myself completing my 12th sudoku puzzle today, this after listening to two complete audiobooks. What am I doing with my life?

Drinking straight out of the tap: the original #nofilter

"I'll be 12 on October 11th" - Happy perpetual 12th birthday, Parent Trap twins. 

Ponytail I'm coming for youuuuuu! So close!

One of the saddest moments of the day is in the morning before I leave for school and I realize I have to put on pants. Sigh. 

I just heard someone refer to college as an eternal struggle to make it to the weekend. I'd like to expand this statement to include not just college, but my entire life.

Form C boy, to some girls- "when you eat drink-o-pop [powdered drink mix], you will be kissable."

A small group of 4 PCVs was walking back to the hotel from the city center doing some grocery shopping when a random 'me gets OUT OF HER CAR and calls across the street to us, asking if she can take a picture with us. We say no. "Why?" she yells back. Um, because we're not zoo animals; we're just white. 

Making a salad, feeling so posh. 

I recently saw an article headline about American reading habits. Who reads the most? they asked in the tag line. I didn't click on the link because I already knew: PCVs. 

Aahh I just straight up got electrocuted while rewiring the socket to fit a different kind of lightbulb. Lesson: unplug first.

Hair status: I can now get tangles. What are this?

It's getting to the point were in class, my students are asking me questions in Sesotho and I respond in a mixture of SesEnglish. 

PC: where your socks are perpetually crunchy. 

I'm about to start form B math class when kids start rushing to the window then out the door. I peer out and it turns out the fence (a tangled stack of logs and branches) to the garden is on fire. Kids run to the tap and fill up buckets and basins to put it out. This left the lesson with like 10 minutes of me unsuccessfully trying to teach the riled up students about algebraically solving for variables. Another swell day at Quthing Secondary. 

Both male teachers just swaggered into the staff room, both with bucket hats on their heads and sticks in their hands. "Eta, eta, eta," they greet us in Sesotho slang. When did I forget to sign up for the cool kids club?

Another teacher to me- "O motle, joaloka o hlapile ka lebese." = "You're beautiful, like you've bathed in milk."

My nkhono (grandmother) keeps telling me that she will give me eggs. This has been going on since I moved to site. Even though I told her I buy eggs in town, every time I see her, she is insistent. Today, my ausi told me to go to our nkhono's house because she wanted to give us some motoho (sour porridge), and while I was there, she was explaining how she had some eggs but some dogs crawled under the fence and ate them (which I found mildly amusing). I wonder how much longer she will keep reassuring me that she can give me these mystery eggs.