Wednesday, June 8, 2016

8 March 2016: A good day that should have been bad

  I’ve been here for 17 months! What a feat of survival.
                Today for some absolutely unknown reason, I was in a great mood- better than I’ve felt in my village in a long time, given the recent emotional roller coaster I’ve been riding on due to certain events. It should have been a sucky day, really, because it’s all cloudy/rainy/muddy. Plus my double math period with form Cs got bumped off the schedule when 4 traffic cops came to school to talk to the students. I didn’t even care.
This morning, I woke up, did a great workout, ate onions and eggs for breakfast, and got my jacket and boots on to trudge to school. I introduced the form As to Microsoft Paint to help them get used to using the mouse. Most of them have much difficulty using it. I constantly have to remind them to use the left button to click, to point the mouse straight up and not rotate it if they want the pointer to follow its movements, and they’ll ask me for help because they need the pointer to go farther but the mouse is at the edge of the mouse pad already. In due time they’ll get used to it. It was really fun watching them discover how to do things like use the shape tool and to fill something in with color. I’d hear little bursts of gasping or joyful noises when they figured out how to do something.
Then after break, I sat for like 2 hours in the form B classroom as these traffic cops talked to all the students about god knows what in Sesotho. We even had samp for lunch and I didn’t even care! Nothing seemed to knock me out of my good mood. After lunch, I had a nice conversation with another teacher about siblings, about how he’s one of 8 boy. Dang. Then some form Cs wandered into the library and perused books with me.
A few days earlier, my dog hadn’t followed me home from school. I figured it’d come home on its own time, as it had done that several times before. But in the morning, there was no dog in the dog house, and on the way to school a ‘me asked me where my dog was. I said I didn’t know, and she was visibly upset. I soon found the dog on the school grounds. It must have just stayed there all night for whatever reason. Anyway, today I was walking home with my dog, and I saw the same ‘me. She was so happy to see I had found it. She said something along the lines of, “You found it! It was so sad/painful that it was lost. You’re always walking with it. It’s your baby!” I love the bo’me here. They’re the sweetest.
In other news, almost every other day I vacillate between wanting to be a bum and travel around and wanting to go to grad school and/or get a job in the US. Maybe I’m just tired of not really being productive with my life, but I still have the travel itch. I was looking at grad school classes for engineering programs last night. Good thing I have unlimited, consistent, fast internet to fill all my free time with research! Hah, what a joke. 

Thursday, June 2, 2016

Small thoughts 19

Lesotho taxis: Rich And Famous, Lost And Found, Jesus, Eternity
Swazi taxis: Resolved, Joyful, Long Walk, Street Twitter, Sweet Home, It's True, Daddy

A cloud has descended upon my village. All the mountains around me have disappeared. I'm afraid that soon I will too. Spooky.

My neighbor works at the orphanage, and today before I left there to go home, she gave me not one but two papatas (little bread loaf things) that they make there, and then I later discovered that she put little smacks of peanut butter on them. Those papatas are delicious enough, but two, with peanut butter? I died of happiness.
And while I waited for the kids I tutor to get back from school, I got to play with all the tiny nuggets there, one of which chants sing songily "Meeeeee Senate! Meeeee Senate!" When she sees me coming. What started as a boring school day quickly turned into a great day. 

Everyone on my taxi is asleep except me and the driver. All I see are hanging heads bob and sway in unison as we drive. 

I'm at that Pizza Hut. I'm at that Taco Bell. I'm at that combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. 

I just got a mail in ballot. I didn't request it, but whatever. Maybe Mom did. I open it up, realize it's from the 2014 election. A year and a half late. WTF, post system. Get it together. This after another envelope clearly labeled for "Lesotho, Southern Africa" came super late to me with a stamp saying "Mis-sent to Uganda." Ach. 

It's a typical Friday with me and only one other teacher at school. Then she leaves because a passing truck is gonna pick her up. That leaves just me to supervise the circus that is my school. What are they thinking?

The other day, I was in my village shop buying eggs when this Ntate asks me what I'm buying. Eggs, I reply. Then he says something about me and eggs that I don't understand. I ask for clarification- what does this one word mean? I don't know it. He kindly tries to explain in English, then the shopkeeper lady is like "Ach. Ke Lesotho." "Ugh. This is Lesotho." As in, this is Lesotho; speak Sesotho. As if I were speaking Spanish in the US and someone was like, "This is America. Speak English." Well jeez, lady, I'm terribly sorry that I'm not completely fluent in Sesotho after only a year. I'm just trying to have a learning moment, ok? Don't kill my vibe. 

It always makes my day when a little old lady calls me "moratua" (loved one) or "ngoaneso" (my younger sibling). Gotta love those bo'me. 

I was wondering why things were exploding in my burning trash pile. Then I remembered I put some dead batteries in there. Whoops. 

You've gotta be careful with these similar Sesotho words:
Matekoane= a famous rich guy
Matekane= weed
Masupha= the royal family's last name
Masepa= sh*t (noun)
Ho nyala= to marry
Ho nyela= to sh*t (verb)
Cama= comb
Coma= penis

Today one of my students said to me, "When you laugh, it's like a child. No. Like a baby!" Uhhh, thanks?

Must...resist...nap...

As I was walking home from school, a toddler (as they typically do), yelled out "Lekhooa!" [white person] to me. And as I always say back, I told him that I have a name, and not to call me Lekhooa. Then the Ntate in the background goes, "Yeah. Don't call her Lekhooa." Yes, I thought, people are finally catching on! Then he follows with, "Call her 'Me Lekhooa" [Ms. white person]. No. So close, yet so far. 

Overheard on whatsapp: how Jeff hurt his knee on a hike and got medevaced
"Oh okay so a herd boy was running at me like he was going to attack so my fighting senses kicked in. It was only due to my high level of training and awareness that I noticed he was running past me out of fear as opposed to at me. With another glance I saw a thokolosi [Basotho demon] approaching. This thing was huge! So after getting a sense of my surroundings I saw that upwards of 20 herd boys were cowaring away from this thing. I then realized what I must do. Using only my Sesotho I gathered the now men into formation. I then led them in a carefully led assault at the beast. There were only 3 casualties when one of the herd boys gave me a leaping boost into the back of this atrocious abomination.  Then using only a sick, I gouged both of its eyes out and managed to break its neck. As the beast fell forward I stood up on its back and rode it to the ground.  That's when I realized that I kinda landed funny on its shoulder blade. So I denounced myself injured and well the rest is history."

Summer = peach season. All the peaches on all the trees. Come and gone. Winter = orange season (oranges from SA I'm guessing). Right now. So delish. 

The day I got back from Swaziland, I was still in a sleepy yet blissed out daze due to exhaustion, but it was so good to see my students again. One of them said, "'Me Senate, you look so happy today!" And that I was. 

"I'm restless as the devil and have a horror of getting fat or falling in love and growing domestic." -F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise

Man buns. Man buns everywhere. 

My weather app says sunrise is at 6:56am. This morning, the sun hit me in the eye at precisely 7:56am. That means my mountain is cutting off exactly an hour of daylight each morning. Maybe that's why it's harder and harder to wake up nowadays. 

Other volunteers tell me about infestations of spiders, ants, scorpions, mice, etc. in their houses. Is it too much of a humble brag to say that I have a few ladybugs running around mine?




Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Marine Corps vs. Peace Corps

An interesting read by a guy who served in the Marines and in PC

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/27/opinion/aurigemma-marines-peace-corps/index.html

Monday, May 23, 2016

What not to say to a Lesotho PCV

http://wanderlustkrizzo.blogspot.co.za/2016/05/hows-africa.html

Written by my friend Katie. Check it out!

Sunday, May 8, 2016

Small thoughts 19

Taxis: Let It Go, No Please Call

Whenever a kid thinks something is awesome, they say it's "so wow." Example: "'Me Senate [that's me], your hair looks so wow!" 

Tidbits learned while hanging out with the form Cs: if you touch a dog's tail, it will steal eggs and eat them. Also if you feed a dog a scorpion, it will become very aggressive and dangerous. I believe it. I mean, I've eaten a scorpion (fun story), and I grossed out so much, some might have misconstrued it as aggression and danger. 

I am now under the apprenticeship of one of my students who is attempting to teach me how to whistle like a herdboy. If I learn anything besides how to stop spitting all over the place, I'll let y'all know. 

I was talking to my students at break about the difference between accents when saying the word "computer," That Basotho say it like "computah" and Americans say it like "cumpuder". Then one girl goes, "My grandmother says it like 'compuuuutah.' She even named her dog Computer!" Wow, ok then. It seems we've got a tech savvy granny on our hands. 

Self defense class #1 = success. Soon these girls will be ready to kick some major rapist butt. 

Class is put on hold for a form A girl who is crying and shaking and can't speak because someone in her village siced a tokolosi (little Basotho demon) on her. Brb. 
Apparently there were women in the caves far away calling to her.
After a little further investigation, another volunteer Colleen said that one of her girls was once "possessed by a demon" and started screaming at the top of her lungs at assembly. 

The perfect lazy Sunday. I never changed out of the clothes I slept in, and the farthest I walked was to my latrine and back. 

I've been in Lesotho for a year and a half. What is life?

Not only are baby donkeys insanely fuzzy, but they run in circles and jump and kick and roll around just out of (what I want to believe is) sheer joy for life. Every time I see one, I melt a little. 

I was helping some neighbor girls with their grade 6 English homework this morning. The teacher wanted them to practice putting verbs in front of adverbs. One of the exercises was "Senate ________ slowly. Lerato ________ fastly." Yes, it was the teacher who has the students copy down "fastly." Come on, people. Get it together.

Today in form B, it was supposed to be a computer period, but the electricity credits ran out at school. So instead, we played games outside. The first game we played was red light green light. But it took an unexpectedly long time to get started because I had to explain the colors of a "traffic robot" to kids who had mostly never seen one- that red meant stop and green meant go. It took a minute, but after they got the hang of it, they loved the game. 

My dog's food is advertised as "chicken flavour." Out of curiosity, I ate a piece. Nope, I'd classify it more as "cardboard flavour."

Yesterday, I announced to the Form Bs that they would have a quiz the next day, as they do about every other Friday. They replied, no, we are going to a soccer tournament in [some
nearby village], so there is no class tomorrow. AS PER USUAL no one told me about this. I asked another teacher about it, and he said we may have morning classes, but it wasn't confirmed. The cell signal has been out for a few days, so there was no way for him to let me know later, and I had to leave school after lunch. Foolishly, I assumed that there would be morning classes, forgetting that in Lesotho, when given the choice between having class and canceling it, 99% of the time it's cancelled. This morning, I woke up around 6, got dressed, etc. and headed out like a good little worker bee. On my way, some boys, my students, called down to me from a house higher on the hill. "'Me Senate, where are you going?" "To school." "There is no school today." Of course. I'm not even mad about it, as I might have been last year. Just gotta roll with the Basotho punches. Now I can go back to bed. 

I just got interviewed for the census! I'm gonna be counted toward Lesotho's population, I guess. Some of the questions were weird, like "Are your parents still alive?" Yes. "Have you ever been pregnant?" No. And "What is your main source of heating?" Do blankets count? Pretty cool, nonetheless. 

Overheard on whatsapp: fun with Sesotho
Here's a fun one: u tsoele ntjeng. It literally translates as you're out of dogs but means "dressed to kill/ looks really good"

And cue gasp. Overheard on Whatsapp:
"During an epic long meeting all in Sesotho my principal gets a phone call. When he hangs up he asks me the meaning of intimacy. I say it depends on the context. Come to find out, a male teacher at St. Bonafice school in Maputsoe was being "intimate" (let's call it what it is, was raping) a 17 y/o student. When he found out she was pregnant he killed her. He dumped her body in the sewer or pit latrine. I feel like puking."
WTF, Lesotho! Get it together!!!

Shaving? What are this?

My training group has lost so many people that someone changed our Whatsapp group icon to the Survivor logo. Outwit, outplay, outlast indeed. 

This afternoon some form B boys got a dead rat scooped up on a stick and were scaring the daylights out of girls sitting around eating lunch outside. Then one of the always-up-to-no-good form C girls got it by the tail, carried it across the yard, and put it in a corn poof snack bag. Knowing her, she was planning to save it to give to someone to freak them out. 

I was walking with a little abuti at my heels when he goes, "'Si Senate, u motsoeu hobaneng?" Sis Senate, why are you white?
Oh my god, Karen. You can't just ask people why they're white. 

I was just greeted with, "Good morning this afternoon!" Gotta cover all your bases, I guess. 

A strategically arranged heap of grass is keeping me perfectly safe and dry in a storm. Way to go, thatch.

Sunday, May 1, 2016

22 January 2016: Katse Dam

                With about a week left until school starts, Lea and I decided to go to Katse Dam (the biggest wall dam in Africa, supplying some jillion kilowatts of electricity to Lesotho and South Africa and, with the help of a series of tunnels and reservoirs, supplies Gauteng province in South Africa with most of its water). I’ve been to 8 out of 10 districts so far, and going to Katse would tackle another one- Thaba Tseka, the central district. This just leaves desolate Mokhotlong to finish out the 10. On Tuesday, I headed down my muddy hill to the road. I thought Bo was too distracted to follow me, so I didn’t chain him up as I usually do when I leave, but about halfway down I saw him running after me. Back up the hill to chain him up. I ran down again and squished onto the taxi and made it to Quthing. Seeing that the taxi to Mohale’s Hoek was completely empty, I decided to walk down the road to get a hitch. I got 2 different ones to Mohale’s Hoek. The first was with a super cheery guy who dropped me off at Askop (the junction to go to the Tele bridge border gate) where he was working as an engineer working on the road to the border. Then a bit later, I got another ride with a man who asked me how much it is to Mohale’s Hoek (as in, how much do taxis charge), as if I’d pay for a hitch. Psh. I told him I didn’t have money, and he was like ugh whatever, get in. Then he got mad at me for “knocking down his door” which I later realized meant slamming his door shut too hard. Calm down, dude. Your car will be fine. If you didn’t want a rando in your car, why’d you stop for me? A silent ride followed, and I made it to Mohale’s Hoek soon enough. 

                The next morning, Lea and I got a hitch up to Mafeteng, then another to the Masianokeng junction with this family in a big van where the mom ran an after-school study group for orphans and made sure they got fed. PCVs and other foreign volunteers are fine and all, but it’s women like this one, generous with a heart of gold, that will actually make any kind of difference in this country. The most significant change has to come intrinsically with people who genuinely want to help their fellow citizens.

                From that junction, we got two different back-of-a pickup hitches to Nazareth, then a sedan picked us up and took us all the way to Cassie’s village, Marakabei, where we’d be staying for the night. Her dog, Maluti, is so cute, rolling and flopping over in the hopes that you’ll scratch its belly. The afternoon was spent sitting on the floor sending absurdly silly voice messages back and forth to friends, and we couldn’t stop laughing for hours. We woke up to some of Cassie’s awesome pancakes, and soon got a hitch to Thaba Tseka camptown with this super nice guy who was telling me all about the herd boy life. He was talking about how they trade diamonds that they find for AK47s, and how they’re all big and muscular because they eat milk and meat all the time from stealing and eating other herdboys’ sheep. He also talked about how this guy Matekane, the richest man in Lesotho, came from around where we were driving, and he made his fortune building roads and doing other construction. Now he has founded Maluti Sky, the fancy new Basotho airline, and he “never travels on the ground anymore.” Hitches provide some of the most interesting conversations. 

                The guy went into town with us and we bought him a coke to thank him for the ride. He even took us back to the junction that goes to Katse. After a while of waiting and many rejections, we finally got on a big, flatbed truck going all the way to Katse. Direct flight! We sat in the back on top of hay bales, then when those were delivered along the way, we sat on the 50kg papa sacks. It was drizzling almost the whole time and it got pretty cold as we climbed in elevation. When they’d stop to unload something, we’d yell out to greet the people, and one guy along the way, when he learned we knew Sesotho, was smiling, jokingly saying, “Ach. You people!”  It took about 2.5 hours to get to Katse because of all the delivery stops, but finally the load of cokes, cinderblocks, and gas tanks made it to town, along with us, wet and wind-battered. But that was definitely one of the more fun truck hitches I’ve gotten.

                We jumped down and walked in the direction of the lodge, which was through a security gate and at the end of what was basically Suburbia: a nice little neighborhood with matching houses and sidewalks and street lights. Weird. Apparently it houses dam workers, as well as 4 white girls we happened to see as we walked through it. It turns out they were Americans too. We went up to talk to them as they were walking up to their house, and we were not even finished exchanging pleasantries when Lea blurts out, “Hey, random question, but can we stay with you guys tonight?” They were kind of taken aback, not sure how to react, and just said “Uh…let us call our supervisor and we’ll get back to you.” By the way PCVs crash at each other’s houses all the time, even if you’ve never really met the person, I guess he assumed they’d let us right in. We had planned on camping at the old Katse info center, but it was still raining and it was quite a walk away, so staying here would actually be ideal. From the way they reacted, we assumed that they’d just gotten to Lesotho, but we learned that they’d been here the same length of time as we had. They worked for some Baptist mission something or other.

                Lea and I went to the lodge where we planned to eat dinner. We sat inside, reading and watching the rain, until the dining room opened We were the only ones in the whole restaurant. We both ordered trout almandine, because they catch fresh trout from the dam, but the “trout” was huge and pink, obviously salmon. It was still really good, especially after our long day of truck riding. We finished eating and went back to the girls’ house to see if they had “talked to their supervisor” as they told us they would. They said crashing was a no-go (as we assumed), but they gave me some American candy out of one of FOUR ENORMOUS PLASTIC BINS of sugar and snacks. Man, these Baptists really know how to send a care package. They seem very sheltered compared to PCVs, and thought it was really cool (as do we) that PCVs live in rural villages and that we’ve done a bunch of cool stuff and traveled around. We walked about 2 miles to the Katse Dam information center, where we were told there was free camping. We reached the new info center, which was a huge, beautiful building. We kind of assumed this was it, so we started to set up (minus the tent, which Lea forgot, but we had borrowed Cassie’s tarp). Soon, a security guard walked up and told us that the old info center was farther down the road. Back on our feet, back in the rain. We set out our sleeping bags under a tree there where we hoped we wouldn’t get too wet. From there in the dark, we could see the dam wall with its bright lights outlining the top.

In the morning, we could actually see the thing in the light. It was enormous! Definitely worth a quick visit, but soon enough we were packed up and ready to go back. We waited forever for a hitch out, then finally got one in a small semi that took us to the junction to go back to Thaba Tseka. After about an hour of walking in a drizzle, we were elated to have flagged down a pickup carrying food to town. We sat in the back among many bags of various food items and, guess what, got rained on again as we rode to town. We got a lunch of super greasy makoenyas and Russians, then walked down the road where we got in a truck that was going all the way to Maseru. We stopped briefly in Marakabei again to meet Cassie on the side of the road to return her tarp and to give her some produce we’d gotten in town for her. Then we hauled it all the way back to Masianokeng. From there, we were so happy to get a hitch inside a car for once. It was with a rich guy who had traveled to China and wants to do the Roof of Africa motorcycle race next year. He can do all this because he works for a diamond mine in Mokhotlong. That explains it. In the downpour, he drove to Morija to pay for his daughter’s school fees. Coincidentally, this was a new PCV Ryan’s school, and we happened to find him walking into the school building and talked for him for a bit. The driver went along his way and stopped to pick up several other people. At one point, the back seat was completely full, complete with a little girl standing and a little boy sitting on my lap.

That guy dropped us off just past Mafeteng, and we soon waved down a car. We opened the door and started in on the required pleasantries, but the driver was just like, “Get in! Hurry! Just get in!” so we obliged, and he sped off. This guy’s name was Jese and he wore a bright purple button down shirt and small glasses. He was absolutely racing to Mount Moorosi to drop his friend off at work on time. I almost thought about going all the way to Mount Moorosi with him, as it’s the last stop before my village, but it would be too late to catch a taxi to my village by the time we got there. This dude was hilarious, making us laugh so hard. Turns out he knows Melinda (a new PCV near Mount Moorosi). 

Pumped up by his energy, Lea and I bounded into the hotel to meet Katie. We decided we’d stay at her house for the night. While waiting for her village taxi to fill up, we pigged out on papatas (like English muffins), fried fish, and chocolate. We got going and I was sitting next to some guy lamenting Lesotho’s expensiveness keeping the cycle of poverty alive here. We got to Katie’s stop and trudged through the mud in the dark, half lost. We finally made it and I entertained myself by playing with her cat named Mokopu (meaning pumpkin in Sesotho). 


Twisty Thaba Tseka road


A shop owner's kid (I assume) playing with a turtle and a kitten

Tractor chillin


Truck life

Lea

The flatbed truck

Hay bale couch

Unloading

At Katse! Look at this dam sheep. 

Look at this dam assembly point. 

Look at these dam tourists.

Look at this dam sunset. 

Look at that dam big wall. 
Trying to be the dam wall. 

Look at this dam hitch hiker. Just kidding- that's not how you hitch in Lesotho. 



4 March: ETing, Independence

                I’m going to condense 7 pages of writing from my notebook into a few sentences. If you want to know more details, email me and I’ll tell you more about what happened. Long story short, after a series of snafus, Lea, Kristin, and I decided to Early Terminate (ET) our service, meaning that we are no longer affiliated with Peace Corps. Lea is still in the US, just having been medically cleared, so he isn’t coming back except for a vacation he planned a long time ago with his mom to Cape Town and to his village. Kristin is going home to the US after visiting her PC friend in Malawi. I have decided that even though I’m not with Peace Corps anymore, I’m going to do what’s called Field Termination and not go back to the US. I will continue to volunteer independently in the same capacity that I have since I arrived a year and a half ago. My principal is supporting me in this decision. I felt that I could not just abandon all the commitments I had made to my community: being there for all my students as the only teacher who students actually like (they’ve said this to my face) and inspiring and motivating them, specifically for my form C girls to teach them assertiveness and self-defense skills; continuing to go see the kids at the orphanage to play with them and help teach them English; love and be loved by my host siblings and my ‘me; watch my dog continue to grow and be my buddy; and more. I’ve also made commitments to my fellow PCVs to help write a Lesotho travel guide and to help make a pamphlet for alternatives to corporal punishment to be distributed to many schools. In short, I just can’t leave what I’ve made as my home and pick up and leave so many things hanging. So I’ll just do it on my own terms now, although without the financial/medical/security support of the PC. But I’ve carefully worked out the logistics, and I’ll be perfectly fine. Jill says this might very well be a blessing in disguise, and I do think so because PC’s policies no longer line up with my goals and with what I hope to accomplish in my time left here.

15 February 2016: Random happenings

                Well…what ‘s going on in my life? Now the power’s out and the cell network is down, so after I did a cool yoga video and my computer died, I read Marathon Man by candlelight as it poured outside. This past Friday at school, it was only me and the other math teacher. I was about ready to kill all the other teachers. Last Friday it was the same thing- most teachers gone on Friday for the weekend. It’s so not fair to the students. I asked them about it and they hate it too. This and the fact that the teachers are planning to leave next week on Thursday to go somewhere like a retreat as a reward to the teachers whose classes did well on the JC (form C exit exam) last year. But all the teachers are going because everyone needs “motivation.” Whatever. I refuse to go along and seem to support this absenteeism as they pat themselves on the back for whatever they think they accomplished. Plus I need at least one weekend to myself and to relax. Honestly I’d be miserable on a trip with them. It’d be super awkward at least. No thanks. 

This past weekend, I went to Quthing to use the internet to do TAP scholarship stuff, post videos, post a blog, and research vacations. Hanna and Melinda, the new Qu-things, also happened to be there in town too, our entire tiny district sitting in this tiny back office of the hotel that is our new VRC (volunteer resource center). 

Outside, I can hear my ‘me trying to make Bo sit (she thinks it’s hilarious that I taught my dog to sit), with no success, it sounds like.

Anyway, I stayed a night at that hotel in town, which was a mistake because there were fleas and mosquitoes biting me all night, plus the bar right behind my falling-apart room was blasting music all night long. In the morning, I bought a big 7kg bag of dog food at the machina shop for about M75, but it was an ordeal to haul it back up to my house.

What else…since Lea is still in the US for at least another few days, I have moved my friendly energies toward Jen. I’m helping her with this murder mystery party she’s planning. I’m super pumped about that; it’s gonna be fun. She and I were also reading Harry Potter 7 at the same time. I just finished it last night, staying up way past my normal sleep time, reading it on my kindle. It’s so intense! Plot twists! Snape! Everyone’s dying left and right! Ah, so good.

On Friday, I went running between classes, and I lost the dog partway through. I was looking for it all over after school, but then I found it at my house when I got home from school. What a smart little nugget. It knows its way around the whole village now. It’s so independent and low maintenance. No lost dog signs would ever be needed around here, as Basotho dogs are quite self-sufficient.

 

10 February 2016: Sick

                

                16 months down. Not bad.

                I still haven’t been to school for more than two days in a row. Today, I’m taking a sick day because of my stomach. Yesterday, I ate some weird things, so it could have been anything. My trusty pee bucket has seen a little vomit this morning. You’re welcome for that image, readers. But this is real life. Back to bed it is. 

                Turns out I’m not the only one with digestive issues. Yesterday I noticed white, flat, inch-long worms in my dog’s poop and squirming around. I went to the agricultural guy and told him, and he was like “…the dog looks fine” as if having tape worms was completely normal and acceptable. But I was like, “No, it’s not fine. It has worms.” And he was kind of like “ok, fine,” and gave the dog a shot. “Ea sukulisa,” he pointed out. It is causing difficulties. Yep.


And now for a segment I'd like to call "The Village People." As much as I would have liked to teach them all how to sing "YMCA," I think it would have been completely lost on them...

So yeah. I was just wandering around asking people (or in most cases, people asking me) for a photo. 


He stopped and asked me to "shoot" him and his horse


2 little farts, messing around 

Neighbor girls. Too cool for you. 

One of my Form Bs posing in front of her house 

Cooking papa outside

Herd boy swagger

Barefoot and happy 

Just chillin