Saturday, September 17, 2016

June/July break 2016: Ilha de Moçambique, Mozambique

                After I learned that the train from Nampula westward to Cuamba only left on Saturdays and Tuesdays, I decided to take an out-and-back trip from Nampula and spend about a week at Mozambique Island (aka Ilha de Moçambique, or just Ilha “eel-ya” for short), then come back to Nampula to catch the train. The morning I left from Nampula to Ilha, I quickly found a chapa (what a taxi is called in Moz) going toward Ilha. The chapa drivers called to me in Portuguese, “Amiga! Where are you going?” and directed me to the correct one. It filled up within 20 minutes, which was great. The not-so-great thing was that the 2.5 hour trip proposed by Google maps ended up taking 6 hours. I knew it wouldn’t be as fast as my friend G-maps suggested, but I was not mentally prepared for more than double that time. Details of the chapa life are portrayed in Small Thoughts 21: Moz edition (which I will post soon). 


After several transfers and many more instances of me kicking myself for not hitching instead, the final chapa finally let out at the start of the bridge to Ilha. The bridge is about 5 km long. After sitting in a crazy stuffed, hot, dusty chapa all day, I was happy to walk instead of waiting for yet another chapa to fill up to go such a short distance. I started to walk, and it was so refreshing, having the sea wind blowing across my face. I stopped several times to take photos of passing boats with puffing sails.




                Luckily, just as I was getting tired of the walk, a guy on a motorcycle stopped ahead of me and waved me over to give me a ride. I hopped on the back, somewhat precariously balanced with my huge backpack on my back, and he took me to the island. I hopped off with a "tudo ben!" (all good!) and I walked the length of the island toward my hostel, waving “ta ta” to the little kids and using my newly-learned 10 words of Portuguese to greet people with “boa tarde,” good afternoon.

                The island itself is an old Portuguese colonial town and as I walked across the island, I saw that the (crumbling but beautiful) architecture definitely shows this history. Apparently, the country was named after the island, not the other way around.




     I found Ruby’s (a different Ruby’s from the one in Nampula) hostel in the middle of the narrow streets of Stone Town, a neighborhood on the north side of the island. It’s really cool; it has this great outdoor/indoor feel, and it has lots of levels, ending with a beautiful rooftop lounge that looks out over the other roofs and the ocean. 



After taking half a nap to refresh myself after a long travel day, I headed out to please my hungry stomach. After a little wandering, I found a restaurant where I got a chicken quiche and a cashew pie. Interacting with the server, I noticed I was getting along decently with my baby Portuguese, being able to understand most things due to my knowledge of French and limited Spanish.

                The next day, I was on a photography mission. I walked out to the pier, past old colonial buildings, and around the fort São Sebastião where I climbed around the outside of it and amused myself by spotting passing fishing boats. Around the back, I found a broken door and went into the actual fort, but a guard soon found me and said something like I had to pay M200 for an entrance fee. I scooted back out the broken door, not about to pay money to wander through this thing, and soon found what is said to be the oldest European-built building in the southern hemisphere (too many qualifiers for that superlative, in my opinion). Surprise, it’s a church.











                Then I kept wandering and taking photos of kids who were scrambling around me asking me to take their photo. Some things never change. 




                I then decided to brave the market where I got some potato-filled samosa things, some more nut bar cookies, and oranges. Back at the hostel, I cooled off with my new favorite thing, ice water (who knew ice could be so exciting?), at the hostel.



                The next day, I went running down the east side of the island as the sun rose over the water. That day, I also struck up a conversation with one of my hostel mates, an Italian guy en route moving from Namibia to Uganda, hoping to get work as a tour guide. After I explained that I'd be in Lesotho for two years, he said that two years is a long time to be in Africa, saying how you get to absolutely love some things about it, and other things make you want to rip your hair out. Accurate. 


          To my delight and surprise, that afternoon, my hostel became overrun with Mozambique PCVs. My people! Weeks earlier, when I was asking around for PCVs to stay with, I was told that everyone in the area I would be in would be attending a conference, and so would be unable to host me. Little did I know that their conference would be held on Ilha, and that they would be staying at Ruby’s also. I went with a group of them to Sarah’s Place, a restaurant where I got some great matapa and rice. Just hearing them talk confirmed my suspicions that the Lesotho life is rough compared to other countries. They have roommates (often other PCVs), lots of expat friends, live near towns that actually have stuff, have espresso machines/fridges/running water etc. One girl mentioned washing her hair every day. Living in the lap of luxury over here.  But it sounds like they’re not as close as the Lesotho volunteers are, being so spread out. I know almost all the other volunteers in Lesotho fairly well, and there are only a few I know by name only. They have about 200 volunteers in Moz, but they’re so spread out that they don’t know everyone. Weird. They were a pretty cool bunch, though. Some were picking my brain about Lesotho, hoping to travel there soon. While the vast majority of Lesotho volunteers are pretty wasp-ey, their group is more diverse. For Mozambique, since they learn Portuguese in training, they are required to know at least another romance language to qualify to serve there. In the small sample group of Moz PCVs I met, there was a good representation of Latinos, African-Americans, and even some European-born people who were naturalized as US citizens. 



                It was at this point that I realized that I had exhausted all the things to do on this island. There are only so many times a day I can wander up and down the same streets. I’ve taken so many photos. I’ve been called “cunya” (what I’m assuming means “white girl”) way too many times. I walked all the way across the 2 mile long bridge to the mainland, bought some snacks, then walked all the way back. Due to the train schedule in Nampula, I could have been here for 2 days or for a week, and I decided that a week would be better. 






Luckily, I’d finally made some vacation friends with the Moz PCVs, so it had been fun to hang out with them in the evenings when they’re not at their conference. At one point, I ended up sitting with one PCV, an Italian-American girl with long brown braid extensions who teaches at a teacher’s college as her primary project. She said that when the Portuguese left in 1975, there were no trained teachers left, so the teachers now, especially in her province of Cabo Delgado in the north, need help. It’s so cool to see what other volunteers are up to and what kinds of needs different areas have. 

                The next day was decidedly more exciting than the previous few days where I was just wandering around. I went with a few other tourists on a “dhow safari.” We sailed on our boat, “Titanic,” (how comforting) from the island to a peninsula on the mainland. 



We went swimming in this lagoon thing and had a great lunch of coconut rice, swordfish, and some salads. It was cool to watch the tide come in and make the beach turn into a field of bubbles as crab holes filled up with water. Then we went meandering around and saw piles of coral waiting to be burned and turned into limestone/plaster/paint. 



We finished the toe by visiting a “Swahili village,” which made my village look like a page out of a beautiful story book in comparison. The other group members were amazed and intrigued by the prospect of living with so little in a village like this. I was just thinking, psh my village has nothing compared to this. I learned that the people who live in this area of Mozambique speak Mocua, which is a combination of Swahili, Portuguese, and Arabic. The population is 90% Muslim, and you can hear people greeting each other with “Salaam aleikum.” We walked right past a mosque as its crackly loudspeaker blasted a call to prayer. 


We sailed back to the island, being splashed by passing waves. It was definitely a good way to spend the last day before I had to leave Ilha and venture back to Nampula.

 

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Small thoughts 22


(ST 21 will be out with the end of my vacation posts)

All I want is a gym and a taco stand in my village. Is that so much to ask?

'Me with a toddler piggybacking her, "Can I give you the baby?" No, I think you should hang on to that. 

Why doesn't everyone in the western world carry anything and everything on their heads? After only a few tries, I'm able to carry a 20 L bucket of water (20 kg) up there with ease. I'm not quite at the level of most bo'me who don't even have to hold it, can swivel their heads around to talk to people, and can even get down and grab something on the ground without the bucket falling, but if I were here 2 more years, it might happen. 

Things that ruin any Lesotho PCV's day: Hitting your "Basotho quota" way too early in the day. Ain't nobody got the patience for those nasally, mocking "hi"s, shouts of "Lekhooa!" or bontate creeping on you at that hour of the day. 

You know you live in an isolated place when you go to town and have to decide between buying eggs and buying dog food because you can't carry both up the mountain to your house. 

Occasionally at traffic stops, the police make everyone get out of the taxi and "search" our bags. Like today, I had my hiking backpack and opened the top for the cop. She half heartedly prodded around for 3 seconds, then moved on to the next bag. Don't you think that if I were carrying drugs or weapons or something, I might wrap it up or put it at the bottom of my bag? You're already doing these unnecessary traffic stops just to get some beer money from bribes, not because there's any kind of threat of dangerous drivers or whatever the heck you're looking for. Are you also that bored that you just want to casually peek into people's bags for fun and not even pretend like you're being serious with your job? 

"You look like you're doing push-ups and happy crying" -Emily, re: a photo of Ricki

"Your grandfather looks like an Erlenmeyer flask." 

"I just kinda want to take that papa and stick it in my jacket."

Conjerkey jerkey, what's your turkey 

Th VMMC (voluntary medical male circumcision) campaign here has recently passed out a lot of promotional swag, so everyone and their mother is wearing a "rola katiba" (take off the hat, aka the foreskin) beanies, featuring their signature anthropomorphic penis. They're telling people to take off the metaphorical hat by giving them real hats.

Every time this taxi driver shifts gears, the shifter knocks the wiper stick up, sending the wipers squeaking and stuttering up and back down the windshield. Each taxi has its own janky quirks. 

No electricity = no entertainment. Gas ran out = no cooking. Back to bed it is. 

This morning, the "first day of school," I got up early, painfully got dressed in the cold, and more painfully walked to school on the frosty path. When I arrived, the groundskeeper told me that there was no school because of the snow (which melted as soon as it hit the ground last week), and that I should come back tomorrow. Did no one care to inform me, not even my ausi? Gahhh. The semester is getting off to a great start. 

Things I have very little patience for: dull knives and dull people. 

"You dog should be sterilized." -student
"Why?" -me
"Ahh, those potatoes..." -student
[in Sesotho, the nickname for testicles is litapole, or potatoes]
"And it will become so fat." -student
"Fat?" -me
"Yes, because it is not working too hard." -student

You know the struggle is real when both you and your ausi are debating together whether or not it's worth it to go to school today. Are people actually gonna be there today? Who knows. 

Overheard on Whatsapp: 3rd world winter problems
"Whoa. It's hailing on me. Inside the classroom." -Jen

PSA: do not attempt to make corn tortillas with papa flour. It doesn't work at all. It just makes a big ol' mess. 

Maybe when it stops getting below freezing every night and only barely above during the day, just maybe, I won't want to kill everything. Winter is not a good look on me. 

I swear, if I didn't have a dog, all my village conversations would stop at "Hello, how are you?" I had no less than 5 small conversations concerning my dog in less than an hour. As I was walking to the shop and was walking well ahead of my dog who had stopped to sniff something or pee on something or whatever, one ntate warns me, "U sk'a e lebala. Ua e lebala, ea tsamaea, ea bapala." "Don't forget it. You forget it, it leaves, it plays." Wise words, ntate. My dog also doesn't know yet not to come into the shop, and it was sniffing around in a box of trash in the shop, so the 'me at the counter was like, "Ntja ea hao, e sele." Your dog, it is silly/troublesome." Truth.

I'm experimenting with different bed heating methods. I've tried a hot water bottle, and today, I'm trying heating bricks in my gas oven and wrapping them in newspaper and cardboard. Pulling out all the stops in the name of warm toes. 

Thursday, September 1, 2016

June/July break 2016: Nampula, Mozambique


                After another short night at Fatima’s in Maputo, Jen and I woke up early (surprise, surprise) and got a taxi to the airport. This would be where Jen and I parted ways. She was headed back to Lesotho, and I, having unlimited vacation days (I highly recommend it), would continue to northern Mozambique. Jen got on her plane back to Joburg and I got on mine to Nampula. For PC Mozambique volunteers, they have a travel ban through the middle few provinces of the country due to a rebel group shooting up busses there. Not wanting to get shot up, I opted to fly to the north. It would have taken me a few days to bus to the north anyway, as Mozambique is a very long country. The flight, however, took just over 2 hours. There was a very high-maintenance-looking girl in my row, taking lots of selfies, kissing at herself and adjusting her hippie forehead headband in her phone camera, and generally making me roll my eyes a lot. 



                I landed in the tiny Nampula airport and, putting my head down and just walking straight through all the people trying to offer me taxis and whatnot, opted to walk the hour through town to my hostel, Ruby’s Backpackers. I endured a surprisingly low level of harassment on my way, which was nice, until I walked through the taxi rank where some guy swept his hand across the top of my head, almost knocking my sunglasses off. I put them back on top of my head and gave him a death glare, as I was not competent enough in Portuguese or any other language spoken here to tell him off. 


The cathedral



People in the market


                There’s not much here in Nampula. It’s a pretty big town, but I’d already explored it all on foot by the early afternoon. There’s much more of an Islamic influence here in the north, with most women wearing long skirts or capulanas (the patterned fabric here) and a flowy head covering that drapes down to waist level. There is an insane number of women carrying around babies in this country. They take a capulana and plop their baby in it like a sling around their back, coming over one shoulder on one side and under the other arm on the other side. If they need to tend to their baby or breast feed it, a simple swoosh slides the baby around to the front. So simple! The housekeeper lady at the hostel was cleaning the rooms with her bug-eyed baby in one such sling. No childcare service necessary.





                As I wandered around, I saw lots of students as they got out of school for lunch. They took to the streets, wearing uniforms like those in Lesotho, but instead of short skirts, most of them had past-knee or ankle-length skirts, some wearing hijabs. I got some street snack food outside one of the schools from the vendors taking advantage of the lunch break to sell to the students. I got a long, diamond-shaped nut bar cookie thing and a tiny frozen popsicle thing which was like a frozen smoothie in a tiny plastic bag.




                Then I decided to waste some more time at the ethnography museum, where for 100 Meticais I saw some quaint exhibitions featuring clay pots, ancient metal tools, woven baskets, and some cool masks worn during traditional dances. 


One of the masks

Crafty dudes making crafty crafts behind the museum


Having exhausted all the things to do in this town, I just went back to the hostel and talked with the guy working there about my travel prospects. I made a plan to go to Ilha de Moçambique for a few days, then come back when the train was going to leave to go west. Going from having just an inkling of what I wanted to do to having at least half a plan was such a great feeling.