Sunday, January 31, 2016

Madagascar

               Yes, dear readers, I’ve managed to escape the country yet again. Don’t be so surprised; that’s most of the reason why I joined PC- to travel. I’m just typing what I’ve written out in my notebook, so this is an almost daily perspective over about a week and a half. As with Namibia, I’ve written a lot. Now then. On with the story.
                Sunday- As you may recall, I was staying with one of the Norwegian Red Cross girls the night after I was done resource volunteering. In the morning, I taxied to Maputsoe [ma-poot-sway], a town near Hlotse where a bunch of factories are. It also has a 24 hour border gate to South Africa. At the window, the lady originally gave me a 7 day visa. Nope, not gonna fly. I told her I needed a 30 day visa, and she said she couldn’t give that to me.  With another PCV’s situation fresh on my mind (a crazy turn of events starting with a too-short visa and ending with him Early Terminating and going back to the US), I was adamant to the lady that I needed 30 days. I had to do a little back-and-forth arguing, showing her the other 30 day visa I had gotten before, but I soon had my stamp with an adequate number of days allowed in SA. I headed to the taxi rank, where the taxi office (they actually have taxi offices in SA where you pay ahead of time) wasn’t even open yet. I soon bought my seat for Johannesburg, and was pleasantly surprised to see Cassie and Jeff walking toward my taxi. Turns out they were also going to Joburg on their way to Mozambique. Friends for the ride! After we got going, I was again surprised at the level of development just across the border in Ficksburg. Infrastructure? What are this?
                Monday- Yesterday after the taxi ride, which consisted of several hours of defending my open window, reading, and staring out into field after field, we arrived in Joburg where I met Mom and Mike, and I was finally able to hug Mom, who I had to remind again to stop crying. Leaky, this one. She had arranged a tour of Joburg/Soweto, and the driver picked me up in town at the train station, not far from the taxi rank. We went to the apartheid museum first, which would have been tons better had I had a better grasp on SA’s history. Next stop was Nelson Mandela’s old house, which was turned into a museum. The museum was 5 minutes from closing, but we begged to get in and had a speed tour of the place. Then we headed off to a plaza commemorating a student who was shot by police during riots protesting Afrikaans as the medium of instruction in schools. Next we went into a mall, in the middle of which we got into an elevator that took us 50 floors up to a panoramic view of the city, called the Top of Africa. You could see the grid arrangement of the blocks from way up there, as well as one building painted like the SA flag. Along the way from place to place, I was trying to snap photos of street art from out the window, which was not so successful. Guess I’ll just have to come back and wander around on foot. 
The tour guide got a kick out of me knowing Sesotho. He said that he knows 6 languages, and that there are so many languages spoken in the Joburg area. When you’re a kid, whatever language the neighborhood kids speak, you learn to speak those too. You can enroll a child in different schools with different languages of instruction. Ever interested in linguistics, I asked him what language you speak with someone you don’t know, that you may just run into in the street. He said you can guess based on their job/dress/appearance. He also said the ones form the north, who may speak Setswana (language of Botswana) are uglier, and the ones from the south, who probably speak Sesotho, are known for their beauty.
We got back to the hotel and Mom gave me what I had been waiting so long for: American shoes! Quality footwear at last! Chacos sandals and New Balance trail shoes- perfect! My current crap pair of tennis shoes, bought in Maseru (not cheap, might I add), were on their last leg despite being only a few months old. I promptly ditched them in favor of my new ones. So many PCVs here have Chacos. They should practically be a requirement on the packing list. They’re much more durable than my cheapo pair of Tevas, which promptly started coming apart in this country that devours shoes. I swear, so many PCVs here have Chacos, or if they didn't bring them, they had some shipped to them later. They should be required on the packing list.

Lovely Mom in the car

The fastest tour ever at Mandela's old house

Our tour guide showing us a memorial to the kids killed in the riots

Super cool cooling towers. You can bunjee jump from the middle.

The view from the...

...Top of Africa


On the way to Madagascar: In the morning, we drove to the airport and barely made it on time to board. The flight was great- I sat under the wing, not over it which is what normally happens, so I could see the landscape of SA turn into ocean turn into the coast of Madagascar turn into the forest and, surprisingly, some mountains too. Right before we landed, the ground looked like a patchwork quilt of farms, some terraced into hillsides, some being rice paddies tetris-ed into each other. The capital city of Antananarivo (or Tana, as people like to call it) is so unique. People were carrying enormous quantities of anything (sacks of grain/rice, mountains of leafy vegetables, mattresses, other people) on huge carts in the road. There are small houses in the rice fields where I’m assuming the farmers live. There’s a distinct French vibe in the center of the city in terms of the architecture and general city layout. We went wandering through a street market after we dumped our stuff at the hotel. In the market, I felt very adventurous and got lots of things to eat just because. Why pay (a reasonable amount of money, actually) for a great restaurant meal when you can get random street foods and risk diarrhea for dirt cheap? That was basically my philosophy at that point. I got an assortment of crackers and sesame snacks, a small circle of cheese and a sausage, a fried banana, and a coconut. The coconut dude cut a choice coconut off the bundle, then with a machete carefully cut a hole in the top. Then after I drank the juice inside with a straw, the guy chopped it in half and I ate the meat with a chunk of the husk as a scooper. All this food is crazy cheap. For example, the fried banana was 200 Ariary, the equivalent of about 7 cents. Just seeing the vast amount of fruits- mangos, lichis, cherries, plums, coconuts, etc. etc. etc. readily available makes me really sad to think about Lesotho in comparison. The only fruit that grows abundantly is peaches- and they only grow  one or two months out of the year. Sigh. I’d better get to bed, as I have to wake up at 2am to get to the airport for our flight to Morondava at 5am. I’ll just sleep on the plane.

Taxis

Fruit galore

A farmer's house in the rice paddies. Tana in the background on the hill.

There's no telling what you'll find on a truck. Today it's chickens.


Tuesday- I’m writing this as I’m sprawled out on the floor of my hut in Kirindy National Park, on the western coast of this lovely island country, trying to find some relief from the humidity. I’m sweating so hard doing absolutely nothing. I’m not used to this humidity; in Lesotho, it’s so dry, and finding some shade instantly lowers the temperature. This morning, we got to the Morondava airport at about 3am, since Air Madagascar decided to change the flight from 11am to 5am. I was the first one through security for the day; they hadn’t even set it up yet, so we had to wait a bit for the staff to get into place. We got on a little 15-passenger plane with school bus-style bench seats. No instructions, no briefings, no frills. We just boarded and took off. Beneath us, I saw that we were flying over miles and miles of jungle. We got our bags out of the little compartment at the back of the plane and met our guide, Ludo, at the exit. He and the driver took us from the airport and toward the amazing baobab trees- some near ponds and reflecting on the surface, some twisting around each other, some 1000+ years old, one very sacred one, etc. After about 2.5 hours of driving on a sandy dirt road, us admiring the wood/mud houses with baobab fibers and palm leaves as thatching, we made it to Kirindy park.
Almost immediately, Ludo took us on a walk around the dry deciduous forest, and right away we saw Sifakas (white lemurs). Side note: Ever since I was really little watching Zobomafoo on PBS, I’ve always wanted to see lemurs in real life. Childhood dream accomplished. We also saw iguanas, lizards, snakes, and many birds including black parrots, which were super loud as they squawked in the trees. Also, there are huge spiral shells on the ground from forest snails. Along the way, there was a baby lemur that, with its big eyes and curled tail, just stared us as we snapped photos. As I write this, I just finished eating lunch, including two entire mangos, so juicy that my forearms were all sticky from the juice running down them. Mangos are few and far between in Lesotho (and expensive!), but you can’t escape the abundant mangos here- not that I’d want to.
Random observations: just like in Lesotho, the kids ask for candy. Unlike in Lesotho, people are actually wearing hot-weather clothes in the summer, not blankets. Must be the humidity. I’m surprised that even the very rural girls have their hair longish and braided. In rural Lesotho, no one has any hair whatsoever.
Wednesday- After a total of 4 nature walks in Kirindy, 3 yesterday at different times and 1 this morning, we saw all the things. Basically. In addition to being chased by a fosa (an animal that hunts lemurs, and apparently, also people who get too close), we saw white/brown/mouse/Madam Berthe lemurs, mongooses (mongeese?), big headed lizards, chameleons, iguanas, cicadas, 3 snakes, and tons of birds, including a very rare red pigmy kingfisher. During the night walk, our guide was amazing at seeing all these animals. He said he was “born in the bush,” whatever that means exactly, so he has super spotting eyes. I would have seen absolutely nothing, but in the dark he saw lemurs in far trees, and even when he shone his big spotlight on them, it still took the rest of us a few minutes to actually see them.
On the teeny plane. It's 5am.

Heyo

Out the window

Just arrived in Morondava

Our car and a coconut palm

Loaded up

Outside of Morondava

Texas crackers

Wow, Mom got tall.

Weaver nests

Boys climbing the baobab trunk

If only I could be as tall as these baobabs

Typical houses

Some nuggets in the shade

Selling baobab fruit on the side of the road

Twisty baobabs

Baobab trunks are super bumpy

Insanely red dirt


Arriving at Kirindy Park

Curly-tailed baby lemur

Forest selfie?


Dudes playing petanque/bocce ball. How French.

THB- Madagascar's signature beer

This little guy built a perfect, cone nest just off the ground in this bush

Tiny chameleon

Mom and one of the many, huge forest snail shells

Treetops

Mom's the photographer for once

Jumping lemur butt

Chilling in the lazy boy

A pair, intertwined

Fosa!

Room in Kirindy. The mosquito net is so essential.


We left Kirindy and drove back into Morondava, then arrived at our super swanky hotel on the beach- Côte Ouest Palissandre. Right away, I took advantage of the coastal setting. I walked on the beach (didn’t swim in the ocean because Mom said there were nasty oil slicks- and there was no one else swimming either), swam in the pool, and just marveled at the little bungalows. They’re made out of this beautiful Palissandre wood. The bathroom was kind of an open floor plan, with no separation for the shower. The floor boards on that side of the bathroom were a bit farther spaced, and the water just ran down between them. I filed that concept away in my brain’s “future dream home” folder.
I went out walking through town and got some ridiculously delicious street food: tiny samosas, meat/veg-stuffed rolls, green onion pancakes, and potato-stuffed fried green peppers. Then on the way back, I got some ice cream, then on a whim grabbed some baobab juice and a little cake thing from a very nice vendor woman. Near the hotel, there were some girls selling baobab fruits by the side of the road. The fruits are very light in weight, brown fuzz covering the outside, with something with a texture just like astronaut ice cream surrounding big seeds on the inside. The inside fluff was kind of tangy, and made my mouth feel like I’d just eaten a whole bag of sour patch kids- unlike anything else I’d ever eaten.
Bike taxis

Cattle market

At the hotel

Walking to town

Awesome purple mini truck

This guy was super pumped to have his photo taken as his tuk tuk flew by

Meat stall in the market

"Hey there, fish ladies," says the ice cream man

Hardware shack

Temporarily out of commission

Dried fish, etc.

All the fishermen had these awesome painted boats







A typical public taxi


Outside and inside of baobab fruits



 In the afternoon, we drove out to the very touristy Baobab Avenue for sunset. It’s the low season, but there were still a good number of people out there to take photos of the trees at sunset and of the village kids on the road or playing soccer in the fields.
Back at the hotel, dinner was divine and I’m still so stuffed from it. It was smoked fish on top of vegetable gazpacho, fish with vegetables and potato fritters, and merengue-covered coconut ice cream-filled brioche on a grilled pineapple for dessert. I died. Things taste SO much better after being deprived of this kind of food for so long. Absence makes the taste buds grow fonder.

Baobab Alley

Air Jordan

Just reflecting on the trip so far

Sunset baobabs



Friday- Yesterday, we landed back in Tana from Morondava around noonish. When we got back to the airport, there was some thick rush-hour traffic, so it took us a good hour and a half to get to the hotel. We took some short cuts through the tiny, narrow, cobblestone streets. On either side were little shops and lots of people milling around. There was barely enough room for the car. The narrowness reminded me of taking these kind of tiny streets in Spain a few years ago with Mom.  When we arrived at the hotel, I promptly just went to bed with a stomach/head ache and laid in bed until 4:30am this morning. I only threw up like twice…Anyway. As I was sick in bed, Mom and Mike went walking to the queen’s palace. They said that they learned that most people in Tana/the east coast are of Malaysian/Indian/Indonesian origin, and now that I think about it, they do look it. On the west, they’re more of African descent. To add to the diversity, as I laid in bed, I heard the call to prayer from a nearby mosque. It was really nice to hear, actually, as it reminded me of living in Morocco.
This morning, we arrived on an island off an island- Saite Marie. Were at the hotel now. It’s crazy beautiful here:  forests, beaches, all kinds of palms and flowers, etc. I’m still kind of recovering from my sickness (probably due to the tap water in Morondava that I noticed was cloudy but drank anyway, as I was too bold in my confidence in what I thought was an iron stomach). We wandered around a little bit this afternoon in the quest for some food. Not ten seconds out onto the street and I almost stepped on a huge chameleon! I’m definitely not in Kansas anymore. We found a spot for lunch where I still didn’t feel like eating, but tasted a bite of Mom’s vanilla chicken- a very delicious and unique flavor. It came with fresh vanilla pods, probably grown somewhere nearby. Continuing to wander, we found ourselves among hoards of kids coming back to school from lunch all wearing their school’s uniform smock thing over their clothes. Then we took a yellow, three-wheeled tuk tuk back to the hotel Whoo! I think we are legit the only guests at our hotel. It’s definitely not tourist season. We should be getting downpoured on with the approach of monsoon season, but by some lucky fluke it’s been clear this week.

Teeny plane

The huge chameleon I almost stepped on

Raised house

Boats off the west coast of Sainte Marie

I started out in front because I'm taller, then Mom was like, "No, I'm first because I'm the mom."

Kids coming back from school

Everything is so brightly painted

Cinnamon and other spices drying in the sun

This house's walkway is made of shells

The houses are lifted off the ground because of all the bugs


Saturday- It was weird- when I was lying in bed sick 2 days ago, all I wanted to do was to go home- not home to the US, but home to my cool, quiet rondaval in Lesotho. That tells you something, doesn’t it.
This morning at breakfast, I learned just by randomly ordering from the choices that “oeuf à la coque” means a hard boiled egg. The more you know…I got to use tons of French today on a tour of the small island of Sainte Marie. We met this guy Gregorie (who spoke only Malagasy and French, so I had to translate) and we walked to the east side of the island where he pointed out all the plants (jackfruit, cashew, cinnamon, vanilla, mango, lychee, cloves, pineapples, rice on dry ground, rice in water, coconuts, etc. etc.) that grow on a huge piece of land that he owns. He then took us to his house for a coconut break. Drinking straight out of the ‘nut itself is so fun. Then he grabbed a long pole and a paddle and we bushwhacked down to the beach, us following as he barefootedly led the way. Then we hopped into a dugout canoe and he gondaliered us (I felt so fancy) past the shallow, hot bath water section of the ocean, way out to where the water was not much deeper, but much cooler. The waves were crashing onto the shallow sand and onto the coral heads (“fat potatoes,” he called them in French). We had borrowed a snorkel from some people on shore and were able to swim around and see a good number of fish and huge sections of purple coral. Swimming in the ocean was divine, but we soon went back for a lunch of fish, rice from the field, and shredded and pickled mango stuff, with fresh mangos for dessert. We then walked a long way across bridges and past mangrove swamps to the pirate cemetery, which sounds more awesome than it actually was- but the tombstones were made of coral, which was super unique. Several famous pirates, including William Kidd, did some of their pirating from the island of Sainte Marie. Then the tour was over and we hauled our tired and sunburned selves back to the hotel. Shout out to Mom who walked around all day on her bum hip, for which her recent steroid shot thankfully held out.

Coconut and machete

Pineapple plant

Cashews

Gregorie

Mom + rice plant



This photo pretty much sums up the island: coconuts, water, boats, sand, ocean

Lunch

At the pirate cemetery

Sunday- If Lesotho had this many mosquitoes, I would absolutely go cray cray. I’ve been bathing myself in bug spray and having to wear long sleeves and pants in this heat. The hotels have mosquito nets over the beds, too, without which I might be reduced to a body-shaped mass of itchy bites. I wonder if in other PC countries like this one they issue volunteers gallons of bug spray at a time, instead of the 2 oz they give us Lesotho PCVs in our med kits.
Today we basically did nothing. After yesterday’s trek all over the island, we just hung out at the hotel. The only thing of substance we did was get a tuk tuk into town and get lunch and ice cream (very necessary given the heat). Then I took another one of many cold showers to relieve myself of the heat/humidity and took a nap. Those are the two best words every put together in the same sentence: shower and nap. I’m hanging out in the lobby now. I washed some clothes in the sink and I’m wearing a wet t-shirt, which is much less refreshing than I expected it to be- more like “a wet mop,” as Mom said. As I write, I’m watching the blue/pink/purple layers of clouds in the sky as the sun sets over the faint mainland, while little green lizards skitter along the walls around me.
                Holy #%!*& I’m so itchy.


Tuk tuk!

THB boxes

Mom's not so amused holding my ice cream

Truth

Insanely beautiful

Rainy morning


          Tuesday- Yesterday was our last day at the beautiful ÃŽle Sainte Marie. It was a rainy and Harry Potter-filled morning. We decided to hop on a tuk tuk to go to the south of the island, then we transferred to a dugout canoe “pirogue” that took us to ÃŽle aux Nattes. I have no idea what a natte is (update: natte means mat), but it was a lovely little island off an island off an island. Any more removed and we’d just be standing on a rock in the middle of the ocean. We wandered through the island for about two hours. There are so many little guest houses! Some locals started to talk with me as we wandered through on the path that cut the island in half, their first question to me being “fille ou garcon?” Story of my life. Anyway, when we reached the other side of the island, we found a little hotel that had a hammock suspended over the water. I also filed that away in my list of things I need in my life eventually. Then I scrambled over some rocks and watched a kid standing on a raft thing push himself through the water with a pole. Nearby, I saw fishermen jetting around in their pirogues.

Transport to and from Ile aux Nattes

Cool hibiscus species

Shades of blue

Trash baskets

Kid pushing himself along on his raft

View from the tall rocks

Pirate tuk tuk

Le Petit Pirogue Prince

            Last night, we arrived back in Tana and went back to our trusty hotel, La Varangue, where we ate an amazing dinner and an assortment of desserts: pan-fried zebu (the cows they have here that have a hump behind their neck) with hearts of palm gratin, so many tiny desserts, and warm bread rolls with real butter. Oh my bob, I’ve been so food deprived, as I (and probably you, dear reader) can tell if I’m raving about having real butter. The hotel has all kids of antique stuff- saxophones, oil lamps, cameras, microscopes, gargantuan wine bottles, etc. and apparently it serves as an informal museum of sorts.
                This morning, since we had a little time to kill, after breakfast I wandered around the street market in the attempt to spend the last of my Ariary. I was heartily successful and soon I had bought some postcards and a few fat, hockey puck-shaped, coconut flavored cake things. I’m on the plane back to Joburg now. Almost home!
                Thursday- Yesterday, after we landed in Joburg and stayed at the very cool Protea hotel (with a “modern warehouse” kind of theme- tires, wooden boxes, wire, and the waiters in the restaurant even wore safety vests), we jetted off to Maseru in the most empty plane I have ever been on. A short 50 minute flight later, we were in Lesotho. After paying way too much for a shuttle to Maseru (the opposite direction we were trying to go), I spotted a semi-empty taxi going the opposite way toward Mohale’s Hoek, and we got off the shuttle and got onto that taxi. What a waste of time. Now I know that the junction to the road is only like 2 miles from the airport. If it were me, I totally just would have walked or found a hitch. But since it was 3 of us with too many bags, that wouldn’t have worked. This taxi on its way to Mohale’s Hoek was the slowest taxi ever, taking us almost 2 hours to get to Mafeteng, when it should have taken about one hour. In the taxi, we squished in there with all our stuff for the first of four taxis that day. We got to the Mohale’s Hoek hotel, my usual hangout, and found lots of other PCVs there. Mom, Mike, Aline, and Jen 4+1ed it (took a mini taxi) to the braai place while Lea and I walked there. On the walk, we had a nice vent about some dumb things PC had recently done and the needless dismissal of yet another fellow PCV. Then I talked about how on the taxi ride over, I had a sense of absolute dread for the coming year wash over me. Just being back in Lesotho on slow public transportation again after being so free in Madagascar was a little bit of a reality shock. But don’t worry; that feeling soon passed as soon as I was with my friends again and stuffing myself with spicy meat.
                Then we all squashed into a taxi going to Quthing, followed by one going to Mount Moorosi, followed by the one to my village. On the road again. This last taxi was insanely crowded with so much stuff. All the people were on board, and there was still a pile of bulk food and buckets of paint and bags on the ground outside the sliding door. “At what point would they just take another taxi?” Mike asked. “They wouldn’t,” I replied. Sure enough, all the stuff was wedged under seats and on top of laps, including an enormous bag of cabbages that I was holding in place with my knees. I wish I could tell you this was atypical. Then when we arrived in the village, we all hiked up my hill, taking several breaks along the way to cope with their sudden encounter with the altitude. We bestowed some gifts upon my ‘me and the family: yogurt I got from town, a calendar with photos of different things from the US, and one of the lemur mugs that the Madagascar tour company gave us. She looked at it puzzled, and I told my ‘me that it was an animal kind of like a monkey. I never know if anything I say in Sesotho ever quite gets across, but I try my darndest. I think she understood.
                Today, we just got back from a quite productive hike around the village. We went across the valleys to the primary and secondary schools, the cliffs that overlook the very sparse-looking Quthing river, another lookout behind the church, the shop and bar, the clinic (where we asked if they needed a dentist, as our dentist back home does free dental work in the Amazon and might be interested to come to Lesotho. They told us that a dentist comes once a month from town), the soccer field, and back on the upper road, where I lamented the lack of water in either of the streams or in any tap we passed. Just before we got back to my house, I went up to my nkhono’s (grandmother’s) house to pick some juicy apricots. It’s not even noon and we’ve basically exhausted all our entertainment options in  the village. Boredom has set in and we’re gonna watch the 5th Harry Potter movie, since I just finished the book.
               Tomorrow we’ll go to the orphanage. And right there they were shown the gist of my life, and their earlier incredulity of how I was bored all the time was turned around, and we were all reduced to taking naps, reading, and just sitting outside because there was nothing else to do.  Mom later told me that visiting my village was the best part of the trip. I figured it would be, since I always told her about my life in the village, but she was finally able to experience it, if only for a few days.
                Sushi out.

Thursday, January 28, 2016

18 January 2016: I feel you, Vogon.

                A note for the reader: I'm working on long and involved (read: lots of photos) posts about my trips to Madagascar and to Durban. Stand by for those. Chew on this post while you wait.
                A second note for the reader:  I think this post is especially relevant and more well -thought-out than a lot of the other blathering scribbles I post on here, so it’s probably worth reading.

                Here it is going on 3 days where the cell network has been down in my village, so I’ve been doing a lot of reading and audiobook listening. This lack of cell coverage is quite a good thing, actually, because instead of wasting time/data on random listicles I found on Facebook or slightly less banal tidbits of life found on Reddit, I’m chugging through some quality literature. For example, this morning after going for a dog-accompanied run, I walked to the shop to buy some papa flour to make food for said dog. I took the long way there and back so that I could listen to Me Talk Pretty One Day* on my iPod. I came home, and after playing a thrilling round of that ubiquitous game “Tan Line or Dirt Line?”—and deciding to wash off what was conclusively a dirt line— I settled down with Douglass Adams’s Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy on my Kindle.
I stumbled across a few paragraphs in chapter 7 that made me pause. Ford, after he and Arthur have stowed themselves away on a ship somewhere in outer space, encounters a Vogon guard who’s bellowing at them at the top of his lungs (or whatever bellowing mechanisms Vogons have). Perhaps in order to stop the shouting and change the subject from the duo’s illegally hitching on this ship, Ford asks the Vogon if he enjoys his job. “Well, the hours are good….” replies the Vogon, “but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy.” Ford asks, “But if it’s mostly lousy,…then why do you do it? What is it? The girls? The leather? The machismo? Or do you just find that coming to terms with the mindless tedium of it all presents an interesting challenge?” The Vogon stutters around for an answer and can only come up with the suggestion that the alternative (not doing this job) would be much worse. Sadly, it’s at this moment, when they’re about to flesh out the struggles of being a bellowing ship guard that the Vogon snaps back to what he’s actually supposed to be doing and throws Ford and Arthur into the air lock.
I found myself immediately identifying with the Vogon, especially in these weeks off school when I’m just trying to amuse myself and fill the non-internetted time with things that aren’t naps. I pictured someone asking me the same question Ford asked the Vogon. Do you enjoy your job? Do you enjoy being a Peace Corps Volunteer? Sure, I say. Why not? If asked to actually think about it, though, if it’s giving me a “full, satisfying life,” I hesitate to say yes or no. The “hours,” or years in my case, are pretty good overall. Bonding with my host sisters, going travelling with my friends, watching my dog grow and learn to trust me, seeing the progress my students have made, those are all great. Come to think of it, these are all long-term things, things that take time to build up. But when I think of the “minutes,” I find myself also thinking that they are, in fact “pretty lousy”. The instances when time moves so slowly that I can actually count time in minutes, recognizing each one from the next, are lousy indeed. Time flies when you’ve having fun, but when you’re not, you remember those (and only those) lousy minutes. Those times when I’m bored out of my mind sitting in an otherwise empty staff room waiting for my next class, trying to get my students to stop goofing around and actually listen to me, sitting in my house for another straight weekend without seeing my fellow PCVs, missing friends or family from back home, those minutes suck.**
So why do it? For “The girls? The leather? The machismo?” or in my case, “The traveling? The RPCV perks? The local fame?” Sure, to some extent that’s great and all, but like Ford suggested, a lot of the satisfaction I get out of all of this is from the personal challenges it presents. “Coming to terms with the mindless tedium of it all” is definitely my most interesting (and unexpected) challenge of all. I do get lonely. I do get bored. I can constantly feel my brain turning to mush. One day, I spent a good 15 minutes contemplating the swirling wonderland that is my fingerprints, and I could probably draw the inside of my thatched roof from memory from simply staring at it for so long. Not only just coming to terms with it, but going further and actually pushing myself to overcome this mindless tedium (by seeking out new experiences and pushing the boundaries of my comfort zone), will be one of the things I’ll be most proud of, self-improvement wise, once I leave Peace Corps.
And for me, like the bumbling Vogon who doesn’t know exactly why he’s doing this job, the alternative is worse only because my alternative is unknown. A lot of the reason I’m here is to try to have some time (and boy, do I have time) to think about what I should pursue once I leave. If the alternative is losing my mind in a dank cubicle instead of losing my mind in this beautiful and singular corner of the world, then yeah, the alternative is much worse.
So thank you, Ford and the Vogon, for helping me recognize a universal (literally…) situation. I guess we could all do with a swift reminder not to focus on the minutes, those little, negative experiences, and that it’s the hours that really count. Overcoming, or even just coming to terms with, the mindless tedium takes both time and constant vigilance.*** If I’ve done nothing else with these two years, at least I’ll know that I will have tackled some of the most interesting and unique challenges that can be presented to anyone. And even if I get back to the U.S. and someone is not interested to hear beyond a 30 second elevator summary of what I “did in Africa,” at least I’ll take comfort in knowing that I might meet another Vogon-type who knows exactly where I’m coming from.
And, I kid you not, readers, the cell service came back on just as I’m finishing this up. I swear, this is not just a literary trick to bring everything full circle. You should know that I promptly put my phone back on airplane mode because I can immediately notice my addict-like compulsions to answer new Whatsapp messages. Must. Not. Be. Distracted. Ding. Ding. Ding. Now that I have internet access again, it’s not like I’m not gonna stop reading dumb internet posts or constantly messaging my friends, but, given these golden nuggets of literature I’ve recently discovered,  I might think twice and pick up my Kindle instead.

*Another quite relevant quotation of the day came from this audiobook, in which David Sedaris talks about his life recently after he moved to France. Just substitute “New York” for “South Africa” and “entire month” with “entire year” and boom, it’s me. He says, “Back in New York, I took advantage of my status as a native speaker. I ran my mouth to shop clerks and I listened in on conversations, realizing I’d gone an entire month without anyone hearing anyone complain that they were stressed out.”

** I recently finished the book  Thinking, Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman, in which the author goes into almost painful detail about how, for example, the loss of $50 is a much more intense feeling than winning $100. In other words, the absolute value of the pain of even a small negative experience is greater than the value of the joy of a positive experience. This is to say that the negative instances in your life, however small or infrequent, tend to color your perception of your life much more than even large or frequent positive experiences. How sad. You remember the one time you struggled to communicate something in Sesotho to your village shopkeeper, but forget the dozens of other successful conversations you had with many people that same week.


***RIP Alan Rickman. Yes, I know it was Moody who said this, but it reminds me of HP, which reminds me of Snape’s death. Sniff.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Pen pals wanted

I think it would be really cool to match up some of my students here with pen pals in the US. They're in 9th grade, about 30 of them. Ideally, they would write (or type, to practice their computer skills) and receive letters for English practice and cultural exchange. If you are a teacher or know of a teacher who is interested in setting up Basotho pen pals for your students, please email me: julie7sushi@gmail.com

Hope to hear back from some people! Thanks!

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Misconceptions about "Real Life," by a fellow PCV

A very well-written post by my friend Cassie. Well worth a read.

https://souladventurespc.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/the-real-life/

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Small thoughts 15

Taxis (so many because I went to new places including SA these past few weeks): Hezbollah, Free Style, Pink Lady, Captain, Passions, Jumbo, God Is Good, War Bus, Come Again, Iron Lady, Home Boy, Simplex, Alpha, Mini Skirt, Skeem Sam, Twin Lions, Dream Again No. 2, Brothers Of Peace, Submarine, Deep Thunder, Avocado, Let Them Dance, Q Ball, Step Up, Two For Joy, Slow Poison, Slow Jam, Playboy, Mysterio, Drifter, Sensation, Slim Shady, Bootylicious, Da Boyz, Seventh Heaven, Boss, Cash Money, Bone Thug, Titty Boy, Sexy Eyes, Express, Street Kid, Leave Me Alone, Cha Cha Style, Midnight, A Question Of Style, Naughty Boy, Spitfire 


Another day in the life: my 'me and her father show up at my door and they say something about the dog. A few people have said that there is an issue with the dog's mouth, but I've just kind of ignored it because it looks normal to me. Ntate Moholo [grandfather] asked me for a knife, so I give him my pearing knife. He has my 'me and me hold the dog down by its feet and he's kind of holding it in between his feet/legs. He pries open the dog's mouth and proceeds to carve into the roof of its mouth with the knife. Blood is splattering, the dog is whining and squirming, not a pretty sight. Then after some more cuts, he lets the dog go, and it slinks into the back of its little house. I still don't know exactly what he was trying to dig out. Poor little Bo Bo. 

Started off a lazy Thursday with a delivery of fresh apricots to my door, followed by a nice hike up the mountain with my ausi. Can't beat it. 

Overheard on Whatsapp
"Is there a better feeling in the world than when a Mosotho is intently staring at you so long that they walk smack into a pole? I really don't think so."

Ah the versatility of a washtub. I use it to collect rain water under my host family's roof, wash clothes, put clean clothes in from the line before I put them away, wash large quantities of potatoes (that only happened once), put it up on a chair and wash my hair in it, once used as a puppy bed, and oh yeah, occasionally use it for its original purpose and bathe in it. 

One of my biggest time sucks/distractions now is just staring at my world map and planning fantasy trips. Like where did half an hour just go? I'll tell you: figuring out a good route to hit all the South American countries in one stretch. Start from French Guinea and swoop around and down.

Ahh another flat tire on the dirt road from my village to town. Why am I not surprised?

Just outside of Maseru, I see a bouncy castle in someone's yard. I wonder how much it is to order one to my village.

South Africa has THREE capital cities: Pretoria, Cape Town, and Bloemfontein. Who knew?!

I was wandering around the training village and I found what I believed to be a crop circle-type pattern in the grass. A circle with a dot in the middle and lines coming out of either side. Later realized it could have been the middle of a soccer field? Nah. I've started making my foil hat. 

I stumbled upon what I can imagine is an amphitheater. On second thought, maybe it was just a quarry or some stones holding up the walls of the little canyon to prevent erosion. I immediately thought it could be used for Shakespeare in the park or something. But in Lesotho it would be more like Moshoeshoe in the donga. 

Overheard on Whatsapp
"I'm on a taxi with a female driver playing country. Am I dreaming?"

Monna ea mona o mona = the jealous man is here. Sesotho is a tonal language, people.

For the next two weeks, I'm officially the only one PCV my district. Though I don't think it actually counts because I won't be in my district, as I'll be on vacation. I have officially declared myself DIQTATOR of QUTHING!

"You have the perfect 90s grunge hair." -Riley

"You're never really alone if you don't want to be."

Even though I have never seen a snake in this country, Basotho are irrationally afraid of snakes. They are scared to go swimming in rivers and whatnot because they are told as small children that gigantic snakes live at the bottom and will suck you under and drown you. As such, they never learn to swim, and then when they get into deep water, like fall into reservoirs  or try to cross rivers, they drown anyway because they don't know how to swim. Trying to prevent drowning causes drowning. 

"Best friend" in Sesotho translates to "cow's head friend" 

Last time I took a big taxi in SA, they played pop music. Today, they're playing gospel at a deafening level, the bass shaking my bones. Why? It's Sunday.

Even the little slum towns in SA, filled with houses made of corrugated metal, have electrical lines going through them. Get it together, Lesotho. 

I've been so deprived of good food. I know this because in the meal on my flight to Madagascar, I was elated to find little chunks of cheese in the pasta, then I discovered the little chocolate bar. So happy. 
Update: just got ice in my juice. Fancy.

People in Madagascar call Americans Bekintana, literally many stars, because of the  American flag. 

The only two words I learned in Malagasy are salama (hello) and mafana (it's hot). The only words necessary. 

I just spent a good chunk of time mesmerized by my family's pig's one day old piglets. They're so wiggly. Piggly wiggly. 

Dog: the original pre-wash cycle for dishes

It seems PC has a mole among its ranks.

Last night at 2am, I woke up to the sounds of scratching on metal. I got my light and found that a scorpion had just happened to fall (from the thatch, I assume) into an open tin can. I promptly took the can and dumped the creeper outside. Ugh. 

Slightly drunk guy in our 4+1- "I work in South Africa. I've returned for the holidays to see my child. Not my wife. I don't like my wife, only my child." Aw that's sad. 

I go to sleep at 4am (for New Years) and my body STILL wakes me up at 6. Cool. 

On Paris being an unfriendly city: "Paris can't be bothered to woo you because she knows you are already impressed by her beauty." Well that explains a lot. 

Durban is a city perpetually stuck in the past, architecturally. The fancy buildings are all Art Deco, and the apartment complexes haven't moved on from the 80s. 

Summer number crunch: If we're estimated to COS on 16 Dec, we have 343 days remaining, a bit less than half of them (180) being school days. We've been here for 456 days. Total is close enough to 800 days. 

I just wanna go surfing every day. Is that so much to ask? Or at least touch the ocean again. Please?

Thursday, December 17, 2015

6 December 2015 Resource Volunteering at the training village

                This week, I’ve been a resource volunteer for the trainees. I had to trek it all the way up to TY (combined, maybe 7 hours of taxis, not including waiting), the town just north of Maseru, nearby which is the training village. I’m staying with a super nice family with a baby who is just ecstatic about life all the time. In the mornings, I go to one of the high schools they’re borrowing for practice teaching. The kids are all out of school, but they convince the kids to stay for about 2 more weeks (convince, meaning give them lunch) so that the trainees can practice and experiment on these kids in preparation for teaching at their permanent sites. I have to basically sit through someone’s lesson and evaluate them on this and that criteria. Some of them are experienced teachers and I’m actually learning a lot watching them. Others need help steering through the rough sea that is teaching Basotho teenagers. Overall, they were not too shabby, and I’m confident that they’ll turn out to be at least adequate teachers with practice. One of the trainees has a bunch of friendship string, so during a few of the lessons I watched, when I wasn’t doodling all over the evaluation sheet, I was tying endless knots making a bracelet. This same trainee got into an argument with one of the ministry of education women who was also there observing. They were arguing over the format of the lesson plan. The woman was saying that the exact format is super important and that you need to plan out exactly which problems you’ll use and how to explain them and how much time each thing is going to take. The trainee was saying that he can come up with stuff on the fly (he can. I watched him.) and that you have to be a little flexible in the classroom because things aren’t going to go exactly as you plan, and that having the exact ministry criteria in your lesson plan isn’t so important. I’m with the trainee. My group had the same argument with the same lady. I “checked” their lesson plans, but in my opinion, the lesson plan’s format (or even if you make one…I haven’t made a full lesson plan since maybe February) doesn’t matter, as long as you can conduct a coherent and engaging lesson. 

                In the afternoons, the trainees had Sesotho classes, a few of which I sat in on and learned a bunch of stuff I had either not learned in the first place or just forgot. Then there was a bunch of free time. One afternoon, I cut one of the trainees Heather’s hair. I was just gonna straight up buzz it, but whoever’s clippers she borrowed were absolute crap and didn’t cut anything, so I just had at it with scissors and made a nicely styled short haircut. PC Barber status is holding strong. 

                Another volunteer stayed with me in the same house for part of the time, and after several days of being insanely itchy and spotty, we wondered, did we have mosquitoes? Bed bugs? Chicken pox? Nope, we did some googling and determined that the beds were crawling with fleas. I had little red bites all over me that were crazily itchy. So annoying. Good thing the trainees had their med kits and I was able to borrow some anti-itch cream.

                The best part of the week was when the resource volunteers and trainees and a bunch of staff members went to Tsehlanyane national park in the district of Butha Buthe in the north. They thought the resource volunteers might not be able to go due to space issues (there are 36 trainees, a huge group) in the vehicles, but we all exactly fit. After a few hours driving north, we arrived in the beautiful park. This being my third time there, I was all too familiar with the hike up to the waterfalls/swimming holes, so I led the charge with a gaggle of trainees behind me. We had only three hours to get there and back, so we speed hiked up the trail. After a few steep-ish climbs at our speedy pace, we were all sucking wind by the end of it, but it was worth it because we arrived at the “3 cascades,” as they call it. It’s a series of 3 waterfalls on top of each other. Due to the drought, they were not more than a trickle. Not so impressive. I led the group to the slip and slide, aka a rock slide ending in one of the deeper swimming holes. We slipped, we slid, we splashed, and we swam. So refreshing. After a little sun-drying, we got dressed again and speed hiked back to where the staff had set up the braai. It was significantly faster going back, as it was all downhill. We were all so hungry by this point that we were practically running down the slopes. We got to the braai and stuffed ourselves with so much meat. I don’t know what it is about meat, but when you get it only rarely, it just feels so much more substantial than other foods when you do get it. 

                As the sun was setting, the PC crew rolled out and drove back south to TY. I got dropped off in Hlotse, the camp town of Leribe district, to stay with one of the Norwegian girls working at the Hlotse Red Cross. My plan was to leave out of that border gate in the morning to make it to Johannesburg. It would be a huge waste of time for me to try to go home, so I do what PCVs do best and crashed with a friend. Leonard was also staying there that night, so he and Ida (the Norwegian) picked me up next to the big mosque just outside of town. I had no idea there were a significant number of Muslims in Lesotho, but apparently there are. The Norwegian volunteers really live the posh life. Their house is huge, with a modern kitchen, electricity, running water (not now- there’s a drought). They have many rules, as do PCVs, but they’re different. For example, they’re not allowed to take public transportation for safety reasons, so they have their own car. And when they stay at a hotel, they’re not allowed to stay on the ground floor or above the 4th floor. Anyway, Leonard, Ida, and I made a super legit lasagna for dinner with lots of cheese and a side of garlic toast. That day was filled with so much good food.

                Stay tuned in the next entry for what happens next in my quest to escape the country for vacation. 


Recent photos 

Exam time

Bo is watching out for cheaters

A drawing on the board before the exam started. "No! My heart hurts because the kids in school refuse to read [study]"

The trucks in my village, here to work on the road

Taking my work on the road, grading tests (notice the red pen in my hat) while taking a taxi

Who has two thumbs and can save you money on your electric bill? This anthropomorphic fluorescent lightbulb, apparently.

Spotted: Super Masotho, keeping taxis safe from crime

The apricots in my nkhono's (grandmother's) trees are ripe!

Get off the garden, dog.

Rondaval invasion! Space Invaders made of squares of construction paper 

Colleen rocking the new buzz, cut by yours truly

On the road back from Tsehlanyane 

Trainees in the bus

and our good old driver, Ntate Fingers

Tsehlanyane Prom 2015