Saturday, May 23, 2015

9 April 2015: Training/Easter Break

        Note: This post is very long. It takes place over about two weeks, and I like details, ok? With this said, you may carry on.

PC service is divided up into 3 phases, phase 1 being the first 2-3 months of pre-service training in the training village, phase 2 being the first 3 months at site where you’re not supposed to leave your site except to go to your camptown to go shopping (the intention here being integration, because what else is there to do anyway?), and phase 3 being the 21ish months after that. As our 3 months at site came to an end, it was time for phase 3 training. I was so happy to be able to see everyone again, but at the same time I was not so happy anticipating all the sessions. Hopefully they would be more useful than those at pre-service training. Arriving back in the training villages was weird, and I was not excited about having to rely on my host family for all my food and even hot water. I didn’t like it at the beginning of phase 1 and I wasn’t about to start now. 

Training progressed as expected. The most useful session was the first one where we explained our successes and failures after 3 months at site. My successes included getting along really well with my family, getting my garden going, and starting to become involved with the orphanage. The struggles included the ever-present communication barrier, the laziness of teachers and lax attitude of the school environment, and general boredom at school. It was good to throw around different ideas to see what experiments had and hadn’t worked at other’s sites. This session was followed with some other fairly useless sessions, as I had anticipated, but some of the language lessons were very helpful. In one of the sessions, we were introduced to PC committees, which I really want to become involved with to break up the monotony of teaching. Some committees include VAC (volunteer advisory committee), DSM (district security manager), DAR (district aids representative), GEL (gender equality Lesotho), and PSN (per support network). 

I’d like to think that all was made well with a free pizza lunch at the hotel on the last day. In my book, almost anything can be made OK with free food, especially food with lots of cheese, a delicacy I can not easily find in my district. After the loveliness of the pizza, a bunch of us went food shopping in anticipation for our upcoming multi-day hike in the north during our week of vacation. This meant that I got a 1kg bag of peanuts and a dozen of the highest protein candy bars I could find (which means, not very much protein at all). In the process of doing this, as I tried to withdraw some cash from the ATM, the machine ate my bank card. It seems I had forgotten my pin, as I really don’t spend a lot of money and hence don’t need to use it very often to get cash. I went inside the bank and my eyes widened at the horrific line that stretched before me. Figuring I could get away with not standing in line, I asked an employee what to do. He ushered me to the “enquiries” window, which only had one person in line. Perfect. I gave them my passport (as you need to do with any bank interaction here) and after like half an hour of them dawdling around doing god knows what, I finally got my card back. 

That afternoon, we 8 hikers plus Catie rode to her house which was on the main road in the direction we planned to go the next day. At one point, we were quite annoyed that the taxi driver made us get out and switch to another taxi, because we all had tons of stuff to move, but it turned out to be a good thing because we ended up on this awesome party taxi with van-shaking bass and blinking ceiling lights. With the little room we had, each person having a big backpack in their lap and squished against the people next to us, we bobbed our heads and jammed out for the next little stretch to Catie’s house. From her front step, you could see a bunch of bright lights in the near distance, this being the border to South Africa. It was obvious where the demarcation was between the rich country and the country stuck in the Stone Age. 

                After a night of sleeping all crammed into her house (some people just slept outside to have more room, but ended up soggy with dew in the morning), we headed off to the north, stopping along the way to drop excess stuff off at another volunteer’s house. As we were unloading, I managed to nearly pull off a stellar April Fool’s joke, for a moment convincing Lee that I had called the peanut butter brand that he is addicted to (Nutty P.) only to have them tell me that they have stopped producing peanut butter entirely, and that the last of their stock is what is left in stores right now. For about five seconds, the look of horror on his face was priceless.

                The crew soon rolled up to Tsehlanyane national park, the starting point of what was planned to be an all-day hike to Kyle and Chelsea’s house in Motete village in the district of Butha Buthe. We paid M20 each to get in and headed straight to the swimming hole, where I just dunked in my head. Several hours of hiking with wet underwear just wasn’t on my to do list that day. After a few of us cleaned off a nearby tree of its ripe peaches, we headed out. Being the village rats that we had turned into, it didn’t seem right to pass up this free fruit opportunity. We walked for a few hours to this huge waterfall where I took a trip down the massive natural water slide. Hurricane Harbor, you’ve got competition. We continued hiking, stopping occasionally for a water fill-up. To sterilize the spring water, we either used iodine tablets or a tiny UV light stick. After climbing basically straight up the mountain for the last bit, at the top we decided it was going to be really stupid to try to keep going. It was getting dark and the other side of this mountain looked steep and treacherous. Due to frequent breaks and ending up moving much slower as a group than we had intended, it turns out we were only about halfway through what we had planned only one day for. The new plan was to camp out on top of this mountain and continue in the morning. It was probably the most ideal place we could have found to sleep. We prepped our sleeping spot: cut the tall grasses to make a soft bed, laid a tarp down on top of that, all crammed together on top of it, and put another tarp on top in case of dew or rain. It was really comfy and quite warm in there with all of our body heat, though it got kind of cramped. We lined up all our bags near our heads and made a short rock pile on the foot side in order to protect against wind. There were tall bluffs on either side of our grassy spot. Our spot was nice and sheltered, with tall bluffs on either side of our grassy patch. Kyle and Lee even scouted out a little cave maybe a minute walk from our sleeping spot in case of a downpour. We planned night watch shifts in case any herdboy, who Kyle had said might be aggressive at the sight of especially women, gave us any trouble, which they didn’t.

                In the morning, we made a fire pit (aka a circle of rocks) where we burned our trash and some of our grass bedding (with a little methylated spirits (like purple rubbing alcohol) for extra fire power). Then we all ate handfuls of peanuts/raisins and chocolate for breakfast (mind you, this was all we ate for the entire hike) and started up the bluffs to the top of the ridge. Wow the parentheses are abundant. Anyway, Lee and Kyle took our coordinates with the GPS and planned out route with the paper maps printed from the Land Authority Office in Maseru. Apparently, the GPS hadn’t triangulated or something, and they determined that we were in a different place than we thought we were. They later realized that we ended up going down the wrong valley, going down one and having to cut over to the one we wanted. This added another few hours to our hike, to the chagrin of some people in our group, but to the indifference of others of us who just enjoyed the beautiful views of one of the most remote valleys in the country. We passed by many cattle posts, which are essentially crudely built stone and thatch shelters that herd boys stay in while they take their cows to the mountains to graze in the summer months. We were advised not to get too close to them because if there were dogs there but no herders, the dogs would just run after us until they caught us. Not an ideal situation. We spent the long day of walking playing “spot the herd boy” on the mountain side as they whistled to us, either saying hello or trying to herd us away from the dangerous posts. Sometimes they would come bounding down the side of the mountain to see what was up with this group of white people, and we obliged them by some courtesy greetings. If we engaged them, most asked for food, but we had to tell them that we didn’t have any extra food, as we were hiking a long way and needed what little we had for ourselves. At one point, we stopped to rest, and some herders and their dogs came and sat down with us. One of them had a puppy who adorably flopped down to rest against me, grateful for the giant patch of shade that my big backpack was providing.

                The afternoon progressed slower than we had wanted, due to people needing frequent breaks, but we trucked on. We made it to this insanely remote village, no road or anything leading to it, no tin or foreign materials to be seen anywhere. After this village, we came to a big river where we rolled up our pants and waded across a big river crossing. We had asked herd boys along the way if it was crossable by foot, and they had said yes. We saw several people crossing on horses too. A horse would have been nice, though, because the water was toe-numbing freezing and came up almost to my waist in places. We had to keep chugging on through the darkening night because we were so close to Motete. To the light of headlamps and a bit of moonlight, we finally arrived at Kyle and Chelsea’s house. We were all so tired, some of us a little irritable about the extra length from the wrong valley, but relieved to be off our feet. My feet felt like they had just gone through a week of touristing around a new city combined with a day at 6 flags, plus they were disgustingly dirty (thanks, mesh shoes). 

                Let me just say that their house is the most enormous rondaval I have ever seen. It’s like a circus tent. And Kyle has ingeniously installed a gravity shower with a bucket that can be filled with hot water, raised with a rope to the tippy point of the ceiling, and lets water out through a hose at the bottom. Brilliant. A little leaky, but brilliant.

                The next day, being sore and tired, we barely left the rondaval except to buy food (including 3 flats of eggs- that’s 90 eggs. And we ate them all.). We cooked and played Agricola for a good chunk of the day. For those of you who are not familiar with Agricola, it’s the most complicated board game I’ve ever played, where you have to build up a farm while figuring out how to feed your people. Going in turns around the table, you play and pick up different cards, and pick different action spaces where you can do things like build a fence, buy  a sheep, harvest your field, bake bread, upgrade your house, etc. You have to plan like 4 moves ahead. It was a great game, not to mention a fantastic time suck for our lazy day.

                The next day, our task was to wash clothes. Now, normally I abhor washing clothes. You have to wash everything by hand, obviously, it just takes forever, and I don’t think anything actually gets 100% clean (the way I wash, anyway. If I paid some ‘me in my village to wash my clothes, they would be sparkling, but they would also be in rags with all the scrubbing). The way Kyle and Chelsea wash their clothes is at the river, a short walk down the hill from their house. It was the most fun I’ve ever had washing clothes. I would definitely do it again. We had a really good system going, with one person scrubbing a piece of clothing in a bucket of suds, who would then toss it to the person standing at the rapids and rinse it out in the current, and that person would toss it to the person standing at the rocks who laid the clothes out to dry a little bit. We tried to keep the suds in the buckets and poured out the soapy water in the grass so that we would get as little soap as possible in the river.

                Due to anger at the whole situation, feeling ill, and feeling obligated to stay with the person feeling ill, we lost three members of our posse the next morning. They took off on the taxi the next morning. The rest of us 5 decided to take another rest day at the village because it was supposed to rain or something. We spent the day attempting to catch fish, swimming/wading in the swimming hole, and making an awesome stew of potatoes, onions, carrots, chakalaka (spicy canned vegetables), and Russians (hot dogs). Nommm. 

                After three days at Kyle and Chelsea’s house, the next day we woke up at the butt crack of dawn to hike to Afriski. Afriski is a really nice ski resort, the only one in Lesotho. As you are probably an intelligent human, you can tell that Afriski is a combination of the words Africa and Ski, hence pronounced “Afra-ski.” One in our group didn’t quite make that connection at first and thought it was called “A-frisky.” The rest of us thought that was a much better pronunciation, so we all started calling it that. A frisky little ski resort. We walked along a dirt road for most of the morning, took off our shoes to wade across at least 5 river crossings, and reached a mine under construction. This area of the country has a lot of diamond mines, and you can see lots of places where people have done prospecting, with slabs of earth cut out of the mountain. It was after this mine that the road abruptly ended, and we continued on mountainside paths. We basically followed the river all the way up, following so many S-bends. It was cool, though, because every time we came across another bend, there would be a new view with a beautiful cascade or rugged cliffs with caves. TLC would not have approved of our hike, because we were certainly chasing many waterfalls. As soon as we caught sight of one of the Afriski buildings, we forgot our tiredness and just booked it up there. We sloshed through a soggy meadow on the final stretch and ogled at the view, just barely being able to see a mountain we had been on just a few days before.

                The resort was really nice, full of Afrikaners and other white people. It was so weird. I stared at them like Basotho stare at me. Now I understood. We paid M115 each for a bed in the backpacker’s hostel. Each room was made out of a shipping container- pretty cool construction. We all took suuuuper long hot showers, reveling in the unlimited stream of steamy water, and then headed to dinner at the Afriski restaurant, the highest altitude restaurant in Africa. We woke up to frozen puddles and everything covered in frost. Elevation will do that. We said goodbye to Kyle and Chelsea as they headed back to their village down the path we had come up on. That left me, Lee, and John Lee. We were told it would be pretty easy to hitch back to the camptown from the road, as lots of people drove on this stretch of road. I ended up convincing this old Italian man to give us a ride (“Where are you headed?” I asked. “First, hello,” he replied. Oops. This happens to me way too often. You’d think I would have learned that most cultures value greetings. You’d think.). He was actually headed the other way, but he was like “OK, it’s a holiday.” And took us to the Butha Buthe camptown like an hour away. He had been living in Africa for many years and was working on the roads up here. He was pretty bitter about life, thought his kids were wimps, and preferred Putin to Obama. But it was a free and fast ride in a nice truck. Then from Butha Buthe we got a ride from a young mom with a baby in the back seat to Hlotse. We picked up that stuff we had dropped off (remember that? Yeah.) at the one volunteer’s house in town and then found a ride with a very interesting professor from the University of Lesotho. He was probably the most intelligent and reasonable Mosotho I’d ever encountered. John Lee got off to go to his site, so then it was just Lee and me, the usual partners in crime, riding with him to Maseru. We taxied to Mohale’s Hoek, then got shoved of that taxi and got put on a different one, which happened to have a bunch of PCVs on it, heading back from Durban for their vacation. What are the chances? 

                Phew! I finally made it back to my site the next day, exhausted and ready to go back to school. Congratulations. You’ve made it through the (long) story of training and Easter break hiking, easily the best hike I’ve ever done, hopefully one of many more in the mountain kingdom.

Saturday, May 9, 2015

A shout out to my mom

on this Mother's Day. Many moons ago, she hauled me around inside of her for the better part of a year, let a doctor slice her open and remove me, taught me how to do everything tiny humans are supposed to do, tolerated my whining, dedicatedly cheered me on at every gymnastics meet, took me everywhere I needed to go for my many activities (until I got my license and enthusiastically stepped aside to let me drive myself to diving practice at 5:30am), and then not so enthusiastically stepped aside as I left for college, and then for Lesotho. You eventually stopped crying. So thanks, Mom, for being my source of advice and venting when I call you from my rondaval, offering to send me anything I might ever need, promising to be my world traveler adventure buddy again, and showing your love in many other ways.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Small thoughts 7


I may or may not be becoming dependent on mayonnaise.

Taxi names: cannibal, paradise, alpha, blackberry, Ben 5, Ben 10, navigator, destination warrior, apologize, bobo, legacy, president, mummy boy, come closer
Bus company name: Ghetto Tours

Ke parle français hanyanito

Other teacher to me: "your hair is silky, hakir? You just wash, dry, and you don't fear the comb, like I do. You can even run your hand backward through it and destroy the style and it still looks ok."

This old woman hassles me for the taxi's window seat because she gets hot, she tells me. Fine. A respecting-elders sort of person, I swap with her. She has proceeded to keep the window only barely cracked the whole time while I'm over here roasting. Maybe next time you can just take off your sweater-blanket combo in this 80 degree weather and let me have the window.

Today marks 6 months in Lesotho. Whaaattt?

I am actually eating something (mustard greens maybe?) I grew from seed to food in my own garden. This is so cool. 

My worst fear used to be being locked in a steam room. It is now dropping my diva cup down my latrine. Ain't no way that thing's coming back out of that sewer pit. This is closely followed by the fear that my gas will run out mid-cooking session, especially if I'm making something fancy on the weekend. 

How many episodes of Boy Meets World have I watched today?

I realized I'm going a bit stir crazy when the thought "there's nothing more fun than burning trash" ran through my head this morning.

Omg the bigger of the two shops in my village actually had yogurt and eggs and honey flavored lesheleshele. It's food Xmas at the Sushi House. 

Leaving school after I'm done teaching as opposed to waiting in the staff room and doing nothing until the end of the school day probably accounts for like 80% of my gross daily happiness. 

If all else fails, at least I will have left this country being able to tell the difference between different animals' poo. 

In life skills class-
Me: "Why do you think the government set a legal drinking age at 18 years old?"
...Crickets...
Form C boy: "Because if you are younger than 18, you have no money to buy alcohol."
That was the only reason the class could think of on their own.

I'm at my school's choir concert, watching the kids who were forced to attend escape out the back door, but I'm not stopping them because I want to do the same thing. 

My search history is so weird. Thanks, life skills. 

It go pretty cold, so today I'm chasing a square of sun coming through my window, scooting myself across the floor to stay in its warmth. 

More taxi names: Shhh!, Exploitation, Whatz up, Baby Bo, Taliban, Rock My Soul, Gladiator, Untraceable, Lion King, Le Coq Sportif, Anaconda, Motivation, Famo, Valentine, Never Give Up

For Basotho, the world is their trash can. I just saw a lady open the taxi window and chuck out a plastic bag with a styrofoam container. The chicken bones in that container might decompose some time soon, but that other stuff won't.

Taxis are for suckers. Mine just got a flat. I knew I should have hitched.

This guy in the shop was trying to talk to me, but he was speaking bontate, aka mumbling and being generally incoherent. I told him I didn't understand, and he ran to the back of the store and showed me a bottle of lotion called "girl friend". Oh that's what you were sputtering about. I told him I refuse and that he was crazy, and that my name wasn't "'Me Lakhooa." The guy bagging my food was impressed at my ability to make this guy go away with my Sesotho skillz. 

The song "tax man" by the Beatles makes me think of old timey superhero theme songs. Tax Man, protecting the streets from offshore accounts?

The peanut butter I got tastes stale. Maybe that'll prevent the temptation to eat the whole 1kg tub in one sitting. 

Traveling all day in taxis. It's so taxing. I'm so punny.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

19 March 2015: My mokete

                Whenever there is an unplanned change in the set routine, that normally stresses me out, especially if I have planned something like, oh I don’t know, having class at its normal time? In preparation for my mokete (which I mentioned in the last post is a feast/celebration), in which the school was going to formally welcome me to the valley. Nevermind that they had already done a miniature version of this exact thing five months ago at site visit. So anyway, the afternoon classes were cancelled and somehow no one managed to inform me (story of my life). I was grabbing chalk to go teach form B math when another teacher was like “where are you going?” “To class…?” I replied. “Why?” she retorted, confused. In my head I was like well, it’s on the schedule that form B has math class right now, and I actually have a plan for these kids to get through the syllabus for once, and if classes keep getting knocked off for no good reason like they are all the time, that ain’t gonna happen. I did not win this tiny battle and the form Bs slithered away that day without math class. Instead of having classes, the kids were cleaning the classrooms and doing god knows what else around the school to prepare it for the next day’s mokete. The afternoon proceeded with some bontate slaughtering and cutting the guts out of a sheep right outside the staff room. That was cool to see, but the whole grounds smelled like sheep stomach acid for the rest of the day. After lunch (yes, I managed to eat lunch after watching them disembowel that sheep. I have developed a bit of an iron stomach here.), the students were either singing, practicing dances, or playing soccer in the grass. What a great use of cancelled class time. I was kind of weirded out that they were making so big of a deal out of everything, and that I was the reason why. I promptly went on a good run after I got back home to sort of deal with all the craziness that was going on, but I couldn’t really escape, as the songs the choir was practicing earlier echoed through my brain to the beat of my stride. On my way back, I ran into a bunch of little kids playing a game (somewhere between hide and seek and carin building- one kid tries to finish building a rock stack while another one runs and hides and another tries to knock the rock stack over by throwing another rock at it…or something like that) and they promptly abandoned their game to follow me, running behind me all the way back to my house, racing me on the last stretch to my front yard.
                So then yesterday, I get to school around 8 for the mokete that supposedly starts at 10. The other teachers had planned on getting there at like 6 or 7. One of the teachers was even like “oh, you woke up late, huh?” and I was thinking nope, I know this thing isn’t going to start for another several hours, so I’m fine. And I was. There were lots of people preparing food outside and in the staff room. They gave me a big plate of sheep intestine (not bad) and stomach (green, had the texture of a hardened fuzzy sweatshirt on the inside, gross). To kill time until people actually started to arrive, the boys were having a house music dance party in the computer lab and the girls were watching them through the windows. Some of those kids can really dance! I was impressed. 

I also killed time by taking photos of my students, which they enthusiastically posed for. 


At about 1pm, the thing starts. There were rows of school chairs set up on the netball ground behind one of the classrooms for parents/guests to sit in, and then a line of desks and chairs were set up facing the mass of chairs where I, the teachers, and other “honored guests” would sit. There were speeches on speeches, songs by the school choir, and dances. One was a traditional dance called the Litolobonya with three girls in grass skirts with bottlecaps underneath to make noise as they popped their hips. To counter the girls’ dance, some of the boys hilariously dressed up in gumboots, balaclavas, and blue jump suits with cushions stuffed in the butt or the stomach to make them look like fat, old bontate. They did one of the men’s dances where they kind of do a step team routine, slapping their gumboots and legs with their hands to the rhythm. But, it already being funny with exaggerated butts and bellies, they made sure to ham it up even more so that the entire audience was laughing so hard. They’re such goofballs, especially the form C boys. Then one of the teachers took me up to the office to put on one of their presents to me, a new red seshoeshoe skirt. It was a bit too big for me, since the lady measured me with a few extra cm, saying “u tla nona” [”you’ll get fat.” Thanks, ‘me...]. I was then outfitted with a matching bandana thing tied around my head and a straw hat. I walked back to the ground in my new outfit, and as I was about to make my speech, some of the bo’me in the audience draped me in a maroon/mustard colored blanket. 



I couldn’t have been dressed in more traditional Basotho clothing if I tried, and the blanket just topped it all off. (I mentioned later that this would be nice to sleep under as the weather turned colder, and my principal was aghast that I would even suggest doing anything other than keeping it in my wardrobe and taking it out only to wear on special occasions. She seems to be aghast at a lot of things that aren’t the “proper thing to do.”) I finally made my speech (in Sesotho, with lots of help from another teacher to make it sound grammatically coherent) and then it was time to eat. Finally.

Some of the primary teachers from the next village stuck around for an after party of sorts. 

One of them was trying to tell me that Lesotho’s life expectancy was higher than that of the US (oh, really?) because they drink untreated water and eat dirty produce but they still live a long time because they’re blessed by god, or some such drunken logic along those lines. Then another teacher told me that the country is going to go down the tubes with the new government. She just went on and on and on about the horrors of our future political situation. After quite enough of feigning interest, I put on my jacket to go home, but my principal and Ms. Politics weren’t having it, saying that it was dangerous for me to go home at night (only halfway correct), even though I had a light and a pocket knife and a mean jab-cross. I was escorted by the groundskeeper to my principal’s house to sleep. At like 4:30am, after pretending for too long to be asleep, I started to leave, trying to scoot out the door before my principal could say anything to stop me. It was dark and lightly raining, but I really didn’t care; I just wanted to go back to my house and put some clean clothes on and brush my teeth before I had to go back to school in a few hours. Now I’m at school about to fall asleep in the staff room because I only got a few blinks last night. I’m gonna crash so hard tonight.

16 March 2015: Breaks in the monotony

These past few weeks have been kind of same ol’ same ol’ in terms of life and teaching and settling into a routine. Some things have not changed: I still hate grading homework, the form As still give me blank looks when I say almost anything, and I’m still stumbling my way through pretending like I can teach life skills. I have been reading a lot more at school. I finished A Clockwork Orange, which was fun to read, but I don’t know who besides me would have been able to pick that one up from the library and comprehend it.
Last week (or was it 2 weeks ago? I can’t keep the monotony straight.) the orphanage had a mokete (feast/celebration) to thank the Ministry of Agriculture for giving them more land and to thank everyone who helps the orphanage run. In true mokete style, there were tents set up for people to sit under, a long series of speeches, singing, and of course food. Lauren and I helped serve the food in their dining hall. She said that at important events like this, it’s traditional to serve all the men first, but I was like pfff, and we just served the people in the order they were sitting. To round out the after-meal entertainment, the director had the kids prepare a series of skits. They were very good and quite funny. The orphanage kids must know a lot more English than the average village kid out here because of stuff like these skits (which apparently are a favorite of the director’s and happen quite frequently).
Another break in the day-by-day came last Wednesday for Moshoeshoe’s Day [Moshoeshoe, as the kids learn in school, was the “founder of the Basotho nation.”]. Old ‘Shoe’s day is a day to run (obviously…). All the primary schools in the valley would be competing in races at the secondary school (my school). I was told that the festivities would start around 8am, so at noonish, I sleepily stepped out of my rondaval and into my yard. I looked across the valleys and could see that people were starting to congregate on the soccer field to watch the primary kids run against each other around a severely sloped rectangle that served as the field. One secondary student was put in each race just for fun, and to practice for their district competition coming up. My students have been training for the district competition by running long distances on the road. I wanted to run with them one day, and the teacher in charge of sports naively told them that I should be the pacesetter. Hah. Soon most of the kids, the majority dressed in their school skirts or pants and stiff, leather school shoes, zoomed past me, some grabbing peaches off of branches along the way and eating them as they ran up and down some killer hills. Later that week, they were running really far to the next village, so I just waited for them to come back. The other teacher was like “I’m going to the shop to buy something,” which in bontate language means “I’m going to the bar. I may or may not be back. Peace.”  At least an hour and a half later, they came back and I did some conditioning and stretching with them. Anyway, back to Moshoeshoe Day, it was really fun to watch the kids race, including my oldest ausi who is really fast. She is definitely going to race at the district competition [update: she placed high enough to go to Maseru to compete, but placed 4th in her event when they take the top 3 to South Africa to compete. Sad.].
After standfast and the weekend after that, I hadn’t been out of the village for at least 3 weeks, and I was sort of testing the limits of my sanity. Yep, 3 weeks was pushing it. I promptly decided to go to Mount Moorosi, meet up with another volunteer, and eat some meat and chocolate. I’m getting pumped for phase 3 training in a few weeks, where I will be able to see all of the other volunteers again. Then we’re going on vacation hiking in the north. Woo!

2 nights ago, there was this insane lightning storm. No rain, but there was just lightning for hours. There was hardly a 2 second span of darkness with all the electricity streaking across the sky. Then it started ailing like nobody’s business, which, sadly crushed the little sprouts in my garden. They have bounced back a little, though, which is promising. That night, I was just lying on the floor of my house on my rug, half trying to sleep, half watching the windows light up and listening to the thunder that continuously growled and echoed through the mountains. 

Kids playing seesaw with a log in the crook of a tree

28 February 2015: Elections, life skills, fun day

No school from Wednesday afternoon after lunch until Monday, assuming that the country doesn’t implode over the weekend. Supposedly, the school closed so that the teachers could go vote in their respective areas. None of them actually live in the village permanently, so they have to go back to their districts and vote there. I don’t even know if any of them actually vote, though and probably neither will any of the students who are old enough, so it’s just another excuse not to have school I guess, which most everyone is always in favor of. The teachers were surprised that I wasn’t planning on going anywhere, but first of all, I live in this village and staying is the norm, and second of all, PC put us on “Standfast,” which is one of the steps leading up to a potential emergency evacuation. This means that we are sort of on lockdown, not supposed to leave our sites or go to towns in order to avoid any rallies or anything that could potentially turn violent. I have to, at this point, “prepare for consolidation” (the next step, which they had to do in September after the coup) by packing a bag and labelling the stuff in my house (to ship home, to give to ____) in case we don’t return, but I’m not gonna do that. I’ve heard conflicting opinions about the outcome of the election. Some people say they don’t even bother to vote because it’ll just be the same shit, different day: politicians trying to get rich and not doing much about the people and their issues The army and police are at odds and corruption is rampant. One of my friend’s students was supposedly poisoned by political opponents or something. Politics is such a messed up game pretty much everywhere; it’s borderline idiotic. But the break from school is pretty nice, considering everything that could go down.
                In other news, I’ve finished those oh so lovely phase 2 assignments, with a little help of my form Cs in life skills class. I used two whole classes having them make a men/women/children yearly tasks and daily tasks calendar/schedule. Then, under the guise of getting to know potential role models, I told them to talk to old people and ask them about village life in the past. Here’s what they helped me come up with:
“According to some older people in the community, life here in the past certainly had its differences. Several said that in the past, they were much more respectful to their elders, always greeting them when they saw them, and being taught primarily by their parents how to do things. Also, people back then used to get married at an older age, and now they see young people falling in love and getting married much younger. People used to pay lebola [bride price] with animals only, and now they can pay it with cash. In the past, people made all their own clothes and grew all their own food to eat, and your money seemed to go further a long time ago. Another thing I found interesting was that young children did not eat eggs, fish, or animal intestines, or peanut butter, and now they do. Women used to only wear dresses, and now it is acceptable to wear trousers. As for structural changes to the area, there did not used to be electricity, roads, or schools, whereas these things have all come into existence in the valley, most recently being electricity a few years ago and the cell tower last year.”



                On Wednesday, the school decided to have a fun day fundraiser where the students wore crazy clothes and the teachers wore uniforms. In order to wear these clothes, the students paid like 2 rand and the teachers paid about 10. The two male teachers borrowed some of the tall form C boys’ gray pants, I borrowed my ausi’s gray uniform skirt and white button down shirt. I was the only female teacher to don the uniform because none of the other women would have fit into any of those girls’ skirts. So they either dressed as village men (gumboots, ratty tshirt, blanket pinned around the shoulders, balaclava, and herding stick) or women in the field (straw hat, long dress, apron thing). For the first five minutes of my classes, I even pretended to teach Sesotho instead of math. I t was great. It was super fun and funny for both the teachers and students, and a good fundraiser to help buy some of the vulnerable students things they needed like food, soap, etc.

The teachers on fun day

28 February 2015: Garden madness

                This past weekend, I made about half of my pacman garden. What is a pacman (keyhole) garden, you ask? Well, scroll through my past posts somewhere and you can get yourself an education about that. Anyway, it started with me wheelbarrowing rocks by myself, then pretty soon my ausis, ‘me, and neighbor were all helping. We made the pacman outline, filled that with aloe leaves that we cut from a nearby aloe plant, and then dumped in several bags of cans that I had collected from the primary school (they eat canned fish for lunch some days, so they have lots of cans lying around). We put one of the empty flour sacs in the middle as sort of a compost bag. We covered the aloe and cans with some dry grass that we got from a neighbor, then got some manurey dirt from another neighbor’s cow corrall and shoveled that on top. Yesterday, some neighbor boys, my ‘me, and I all finished the garden. We built it up some more with rocks and filled it with dirt and manure up to the top. We planted all the usual leafy green suspects (mustard greens, swiss chard, etc.) in rows coming from the compost bag and radiating outward. Cool, now I won’t be super deprived of vegetables. Coming soon, I will attempt to plant carrot seeds in between the rows of leafy things, just for kicks.

Step 1: pacman outline 

Fill it with stuff

Add dirt

Neighborly helpers

Woo!

Growth! Now put sticks around the edge so sheep don't jump in and eat all the leafies again.

17 February 2015: Ramblings

1)      Valentine’s day is a thing here, as I learned while I was trying to explain it to my students. They were all like “we know” and I even saw a few heart-shaped cards going around. If they knew the extent that candy was involved in an American Valentine’s day, they would go crazy. I swear, some of these kids only live for sugar.
2)      It’s been 3 or 4 weeks of teaching, and as you have probably already read, I’m bored of it. I’ve been making the form A and Bs make flash cards to help correct their abominable multiplication skills, and teaching my form C life skills class how to z-snap and how to say things like “wasup” and “peace out,” mostly because I have no idea what I’m doing in life skills class.When I’m in class actually teaching, it’s great, but the suckiest thing is grading- especially homework, because most of the kids just copy off each other anyway, so it doesn’t even matter. Then at school, there’s just a lot of waiting around, wondering if we’re actually gonna have sports after school, seeing what banal task one of the teachers wants me to do (type anything, see which computer mouses work, install software, etc.). Half the time, like the students I guess, it feels like I’m going to school for the free lunch, which is really not half bad. I’ve foregone breakfast mostly out of laziness, so by the time 1pm lunch rolls around, it’s quite satisfying. Other than that, there is a lot of teacher absenteeism, especially on Friday afternoons if a truck passes by and they want to go home for the weekend.
3)      Last week, two staff members came to my village for site visit, obligatory at least once a year for each volunteer. They rolled up to my school in their white SUV and proceeded to kind of tour around and talk to my principal. Then we all drove on the “road” back to my house where they were able to talk to my ‘me and ask me some very PC-esque questions about integration and the like. Then they gave me two packages, one from Mom and one from the JCC. I was so happy. Double presents! I forgot that super useful and/or quirky stuff even existed for a minute until I saw some of the wonders in the boxes.
4)      This past weekend, I went to Mohale’s Hoek, the camptown north of Quthing, and went to this really bad excuse for a jazz concert at one of the hotels there. It was advertised as starting at 4pm, but being in Lesotho, by 6pm they were just getting around to doing sound check. Then I went to the VRC [volunteer resource center] at the other hotel. The wifi! The flushing toilets! The pool! The shower! The books! The chicken burger! The cheese slice on the chicken burger (I haven’t had cheese in forever)! Yes, it’s the little things, and they were so needed.
5)      Getting a 4+1 (a small sedan-like taxi) in Mohale’s Hoek, after I put my big backpack in the trunk, I instinctively went on the right side of the car to where, before I came to this country, the passenger’s seat has always been. Obviously, the driver was already sitting there, so I was like whoops, and went around to the left side. As I got in, the driver was dangling the keys out, laughing and asking if I was planning on driving. He then immediately asked if I was American. It’s like that scene in Inglorious Basterds where the guy asks for 3 glasses with the American 3 (index, middle, and ring fingers) as opposed to the German 3 (thumb, index, and middle). Dead giveaway.
6)      I am eating peaches on peaches on peaches, as well as cactus fruits. My little abuti likes to climb the trees and pick the peaches on the high branches.

Sun-drying peaches outside


7)      I’m teaching the form Bs how to do Sudoku. They’re really getting into it!
8)      When someone sneezes here, people don’t say “bless you” or any kind of Sesotho equivalent. In fact, during training, one of the other volunteers made a point to ask a lot of Basotho what you say after someone sneezes, and they all told him something different, because you don’t really say anything. And that’s how I think it should be everywhere. Your heart isn’t stopping. You don’t need to be blessed. Just have your bodily moment and move on.

9)      The most popular beer here, made in Lesotho, is called Maluti, after the Maluti mountain range. The national currency is also named after these mountains. Sometimes when people say they’re going drinking, they say that they are “supporting the currency.”

7 February 2015: Wasting time at the café

                I’m sitting here in the café thing next to the (newly functional!) ATM in Mt. Moorosi doing what Basotho do best: wait. I’m eating some kind of super questionable battered fish bone thing (blech) which is like they tried to batter and fry a piece of fish, but instead it’s only the spine and bones. Where’s the meat? Am I supposed to try to eat the bones or just eat around them? I’m waiting here for at least 2 more hours until the taxi leaves. I maybe should have brought those quizzes to grade. Maybe. Yesterday being Friday, the day I have established as Quiz Day, I just gave two quizzes to forms A and B and started to grade them. Yesterday I was in a weird mood after classes were over. I think I just felt kind of useless I’m sitting or standing around most of the time. I don’t really know if/when I can go home, what I can be doing in my spare time, or if I should be trying to be useful. On the plus side, this has won me some extra reading time. I never really liked reading until now, but I’m reading Lord of the Rings and a Clockwork Orange at the moment, both from the school library that no student actually uses. The other hard thing, besides being bored, is feeling constantly out of the loop, mostly because all the students and other teacher talk to each other in Sesotho, and I can’t really contribute. Most of the time I’m ready to head out way before the other teachers at the end of the day. I don’t really want to wait around for the chitter chatter and then walk back with them for the sole reason that they walk so freaking slowly. I literally could crawl faster than they walk. And it’s not as if Basotho are physically incapable of going fast- yesterday morning my little ausi was booking it to get to school because she didn’t want to walk with some kids who were coming up behind us.
                This wobbly table sucks. Why does every table in this country have uneven legs. Maybe I should start a new PC sector besides education and healthy youth: Table Brigade. Yes, I spent two years in this country as a Table Brigader evening out sucky table legs. You’re welcome. Hmm, I’ve wasted only half an hour here, eh? Better keep writing.
                It feels like I have a chunk of that stupid fish bone in my throat. If I die, that’s why Here lies Sushi, killed, ironically, as she cannibalized another fish, its bone lodged in her esophagus, forever poking into her flesh. May Bog rest her food-adventurous soul. I wonder how long I can get away with sitting here. A lady just walked by outside holding a live chicken by the wings. Casual.
                Yesterday my ausi gave me some of the food my ‘me was cooking. I already ate some popcorn and a stellar rice/peas mixture, but I was like what the heck, sure. Plus it was meat, which is cool. I don’t know what kind of meat it was, exactly (story of my life), probably pork. But there was some super grody piece that was definitely like some kind of kidney or something. I fed it to the pig. Does that make me a bad person, letting the pig eat a piece of its own brethren? Ashes to ashes, pig to pig, like a phoenix.
                After I finish this page, I’m gonna go find somewhere else to bum around, maybe buy some bananas, go back to the china shop and buy a ton of eggs, then go wait at the taxi rank and read my kindle or something. Then since I’m early I’ll get my choice of seat on the taxi (window control!). I like wearing this baseball cap because I can creep on people without them seeing my eyes. Sneaky sneaky. It also keeps my ever-increasingly misbehaving hair in line, aka smushed down so that I don’t have to worry about it.
                Doot da dooooo

                I want a horse. Or an indestructible bicycle whose tires won’t pop on the rocks that are the road. I’m bored. I’m really not good at waiting. A Mosotho I am not. There are cars with flags and huge megaphones cruising up and down the town for their political party’s candidate. Apparently some mess is going down in Maseru- some people got shot over some political kerfuffle. If they evacuated us, I’d definitely go to another country for PC, especially after all that medical and legal and application circus I had to go through, as long as the training was better organized. Today I’ve been in Lesotho for 4 months- almost my longest stay abroad in one place. OK, enough paper wasting. Hasta la bye bye.

5 February 2015: School slump

I am in a bit of a slump today, you see, so I will take advantage of this nice empty space to explain the slumpiness that is my life. School’s novelty has worn off. Yesterday I was losing my voice and it was nearly impossible to teach, then the day before, one of the other teachers was asking me why I wasn’t further along in the material with the Form As. I think it’s better to stay on one topic until they understand rather than moving on just because I got through that chunk of the syllabus, leaving 95% in the dust. Plus I’m indirectly teaching them English too because I can’t explain math in Sesotho, so that’s also why it takes more time to teach them. So in some way, I’m filling a small chunk of their English class as well. Does this make me an accidental English teacher? Anyway, I usually get frustrated with the slow pace of learning when I’m grading homework or quizzes and the results are not as I’d hoped. Passing here is 40%, and I’m lucky if half my students do pass. When I get frustrated like this, sometimes I fall into the habit that the Basotho teachers do, and start to blame it on the students’ base intelligence. But they’re not dumb kids, really; their country’s school system has just not been up to par so far. When I asked another teacher what kinds of things they learn in primary, she just said “bana ba bapala.” The kids play. It’s hard to look at the bigger picture and realize that progress takes time, and that my impact as a teacher may not even be felt by a student until years after I’m gone. That’s what people tell me, at least.

                Also, at school, there’s a weird dynamic. I am of the mindset that you should put 100% into what you are doing, even if it does make you slumpy, and the other teachers are always like, “oh, you have so much energy” when I’m just going about as normal. I don’t, contrary to popular opinion, like to just sit in the staff room and do nothing. The other teachers make students do everything for them- take stacks of graded notebooks back to the classroom, fill up their water bottles at the tap, go to the shop to buy them things like food or airtime, even giving a student the keys to their home to fetch something. Really? And maybe it’s just my American view here that everyone, regardless of age, should be respected, but they don’t even say thank you, even after they have completed one of these tasks or after the students bring the teachers their plates of food for lunch. Also, a lot of the other teachers treat me like a child, probably because I’m a lot younger than most of them. They are always telling me things like that I’m holding my pen wrong or that I shouldn’t sit on the concrete outside or whatever. I am, by definition of age at least, an adult. If I didn’t want to sit on the concrete, I would have gotten a chair. Let me do what I want. Psh.